Kill Tony #338 — Luis J Gomez, Kim Congdon
Guests: Luis J Gomez · Kim Congdon
Lineup
Set: Jogging techniques, family trip to London with mother's bad Adele accent, cats in bed, plus-size fashion store references.
Interview: Discussed her background from Ohio, work as an artist doing surrealist paintings, glassblowing training at Ohio State, OkCupid dating profile, and developed a running bit about giving fun facts during oral sex.
- My family's planning trip to London but my mom's Adele accent is terrible.
- How many people in bed is too many if it eats Fancy Feast.
- Fun fact: incest porn production up 178 percent since Pornhub.
- Tony mentions she looks like hostess at pizza restaurant, compares to Elizabeth Holmes, initiates 'fun facts during bad blowjob' bit that becomes recurring segment.
- Renee reveals she did glassblowing and painting at Ohio State, leads to extensive interview about art and dating.
Set: Discusses anxiety in malls, compares to zombie movie grocery store scene, describes depression and terror from well-lit retail environments.
Interview: Never done stand-up before, came with comedian friends who got nervous and didn't sign up, revealed girlfriend recently moved out, discussed breakup aftermath and newfound single status.
- Walking into a mall feels like zombie movie grocery store scene but worse.
- Tony coaches Jack about his nervous demeanor, encourages him to look up at audience instead of ground.
- Jack reveals girlfriend just moved out after she told him she couldn't look at him the same way anymore, emotional moment.
- Tony encourages Jack's potential despite awkwardness, compliments him as more talented than his comedian friends.
Set: References R. Kelly album, quotes song about multiple sexual acts, describes appearance as discharged musketeer who opened skate park with weed dispensary.
Interview: Traveled from Philadelphia on Greyhound and Metro-North, previously appeared on show doing yoga and handstands, works as barista making fried chicken and donuts, becoming beekeeper, does Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
- Greyhound bus and electrical outlets opened up a skate park with weed dispensary.
- References R. Kelly song about taking woman to Ihop, multiple dimensions of sex.
- Tony and panel work Sean through his appearance, compare him to Duncan Trussell on acid, Shakespeare reference.
- Sean reveals he's becoming a beekeeper, panel encourages him to get stung to death by Africanized bees.
Set: Opens with dark joke about gang rape in jail and potential hero scenario, pelvic thrusts on stage, crude sexual content.
Interview: Works in corporate office, graduated from New Jersey City University, blue belt Brazilian jiu-jitsu fighter, has 6-year girlfriend, previously was unfaithful, discussed tattoos with spiritual meaning.
- Dark joke about gang rape in jail, pondering if there could be a hero scenario.
- Pedro makes sign of the cross before set, Tony jokes about God helping him on Kill Tony.
- Joel Berg does impromptu jiu-jitsu demonstration with Pedro, brief physical comedy moment.
- Panel coaches Pedro about being good-looking, encourages him to own his appearance in comedy.
Set: Jokes about Rockland Boulders, Tony Hinchcliffe's coyote, cat people vs dog people, if he were a dog taking better care of balls and marinating them like teriyaki.
Interview: First-time comedian, very comfortable on stage, from Bergen County New Jersey, grew up in Manhattan surrounded by Korean and Jewish people, daughter named Mina in Korean preschool.
- If I were a dog I'd take better care of my balls, marinate them in teriyaki.
- Tony's coyote keeps appearing on my shoulder whenever I have a bad idea.
- Despite being first-timer, Brian is most comfortable performer of the night, Tony praises his stage presence.
- Brian reveals fantasy sports company closure, currently stay-at-home while wife works, panel makes fun of term 'homemaker'.
- Brian attempts to sing for his band Shoreline Anthem, gets mocked, panel says he's funnier than musician.
Set: Jokes about picking up coins, pennies being white trash of currency, rambles about saving pennies.
Interview: Married 17 years with three kids (13, almost 12, 10), wife has seizures and didn't come to show due to headache, works as home inspector, reveals having a large penis.
- Picked up a quarter but decided it wasn't worth it, discusses penny worth.
- Pennies are white trash of coins, can't stay shiny, nothing to do to save them.
- Randy reveals wife has seizures and gets mysterious headaches, Tony jokes about potential brain tumor, Randy reveals wife is fine for six months.
- Randy does impression of wife's seizure vocalization without hesitation, gets standing ovation for genuinely revealing personal struggle.
- Randy claims he can suck his own dick and has done it twice, agrees to demonstrate with Joel Berg watching.
Set: Self-aware about preppy douchebag appearance, woman mistook him for drug dealer, wants Under Armour sponsorship, jokes about comfort of clothing.
Interview: Has Chinese tattoo letters and sound wave tattoo of dead grandmother's voicemail saying N-word, dated couple Black women from Poughkeepsie and Uganda, first time signing up.
- Woman asked if I had coke because I look like preppy douchebag drug dealer.
- Trying to be first idiot sponsored by Under Armour, too comfortable to be natural.
- Tom reveals tattoo is voicemail from dead grandmother who says N-word on it.
- Tom discusses dating Black women, panel goes dark with slavery and racial commentary.
Set: Tells joke setup about father giving good and bad news to daughters, twist involves daughter telling mom about father cheating on neighbor Nancy, convoluted punchline.
Interview: Drummer for 10 years, quit job at warehouse, parents separated when he was three, Italian from Bethlehem Pennsylvania, used to live in Saudi Arabia, challenged Joel Berg to Mexican drum-off.
- Father tells daughters one gets good news, twist is good news daughter is trustworthy, bad news daughter told mom about affair.
- Samuel challenges Joel Berg to official Mexican drum-off, intense drumming battle where Joel retains his position.
- Samuel reveals traumatic childhood - parents separated when he was 3, Tony coaches him about using personal material.
Set: Claims to be Catholic Jew (cashew), weird things happen to him, story about 80-year-old professor having sex near bathroom, walks off abruptly.
Interview: Set was incoherent and abrupt, performed minimal material, walked off stage prematurely, Tony expressed regret continuing with more bucket pulls.
- I'm a Catholic Jew so that makes me a cashew, weird things happen to me.
- Zacharia walks off stage mid-interview after saying 'that's all I got', Tony visibly frustrated.
Quin Carcers
MC Mouse
Set: References earlier stage massacre joke, claims man with red hair doesn't exist, attempts dead baby joke about babies in fridges and meat sticks, rambling incoherent set.
Interview: MC Mouse is rapper in training, wears Coleol zero sandals, works mowing lawns for elderly, attends Bard College with useless degree, failed geometry, performs terrible rap about being in house.
- Dead baby joke: what's difference between baby in fridge and fridge? Fridge won't cry when you put meat stick in.
- Claims to be rapper MC Mouse, raps incoherently about being in house.
- MC Mouse describes tripping on acid at Bard College Spring Fling, broke into car and typed boobies on calculator.
- Tony and panel extensively mock MC Mouse's appearance, sandals, and ineptitude, audience hostile.