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Kill Tony #339 — Kirk Fox

📅 April 15, 2019 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 8 comedians ⭐ 1 regular

Guests: Kirk Fox

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Lineup

1

Walter Booth

Set: Walter discussed his unusual high-pitched voice caused by his mother inhaling helium while pregnant, made jokes about his ex-girlfriend giving birth to "spawn of Satan" (deviled eggs), and discussed his current work doing deliveries in LA.

Interview: Tony and Kirk questioned Walter about his DJ status (revealed to be fake), his living situation with his mom and sister in Glendale, his previous work at Planned Parenthood, and his father's job testing firefighters and cops.

Bits:
  • Mom inhaled helium while pregnant, he flew around room when cord cut
  • Ex-girlfriend kept giving birth to spawn of Satan, turns out she had deviled eggs
Moments:
  • Tony suggested Walter should be a full-time killer instead of part-time comedian/DJ
2

Patrick Ramirez

Set: Patrick discussed LA's homeless problem, observed a homeless couple asking single people for advice, shared his five years in LA and recent move to a new neighborhood.

Interview: Patrick revealed he's 38, been doing stand-up for 6 years, works as an Uber driver doing X, Pool, and Eats, previously worked in the bicycle industry, and went on a bad date to a West Covina mall with a 37-year-old woman who has a DUI and doesn't drive.

Bits:
  • Why are bicycles always falling down? They're too tired.
Moments:
  • Kirk criticized Patrick's opening joke about Los Angeles being a predominantly Hispanic part of Los Angeles, saying it was a bad bit
3

Callaghan Welsh

Set: Callaghan opened with respect for stand-up comedians, admitted he's not funny and does this for public speaking practice, apologized for looking nervous, overweight and white privileged.

Interview: Callaghan revealed he's from Silverton, Oregon but raised in Maui Hawaii, lives in North Hollywood, previously served 8 years in Marine Corps, struggled with meth use, and has been doing stand-up for 4.5 years.

Moments:
  • Callaghan joked about April Fools and displayed edge when asked about parents
  • Panel discussion about potential tackle from door guy if he lit something on stage
4

Adam Martinez

Set: Adam, from Chicago's south side, discussed his appearance (looks like he'd listen to Metallica and rob grandmas), his 13 years as a bouncer, his love of musicals, and his weight/appearance self-deprecation.

Interview: Adam revealed he's a baseball coach and former pitcher at Robert Morris who tore his ACL covering a bunt, is engaged to be married next Saturday to a woman he met in Laguna, and loves musicals and hiking in California.

Bits:
  • I look like I would listen to Metallica and rob grandmas on my teens
  • I look like Wreck-It Ralph II broke through the internet
Moments:
  • Adam demonstrated baseball pitching form on stage when asked by Tony
  • Revealed engagement and proposal story at airport with family surprise
5

Jay Caulderon

Set: Jay discussed getting angry at homeless people, a homeless woman comparing him to a Dew commercial guy, his childhood fear of trypophobia (fear of holes), and made a controversial joke claiming his ex-girlfriend had Down syndrome.

Interview: Jay participated in a Mexican drum-off against Joel Berg after Tony discovered he's a middle and high school drumline instructor. Joel Berg won decisively despite blood appearing in his mouth during the performance.

Bits:
  • Homeless woman said I look like Dew guy but fatter, she has TV in dumpster
  • My ex-girlfriend has Down syndrome, every time I ask to do something she says I'm down
Moments:
  • Tony discovered Jay teaches drumline and organized impromptu Mexican drum-off with Joel Berg for the job, with Joel winning
  • Tony criticized Jay's joke as deliberately written for shock value rather than genuine content
6

Courtney Maggleby

Set: Courtney, a bisexual woman, discussed her appearance as lesbian Steve Bannon, admitted she's not good at sex, made a joke about giving men oral thrush (yeast infection), and discussed her boots and makeup.

Interview: Courtney revealed she's been doing stand-up 2-3 years, is 26 years old, started before turning 24, previously did improv at a theater in San Jose, is unemployed, and has extensive keychain collection including garage door opener, apartment key, car key, theater key, and gym key.

Bits:
  • I'm bisexual, have boots, short hair, full makeup because I'm not pretty enough to trap a man
  • I'm not good at sex, dudes hate when I give them oral thrush
Moments:
  • Extensive keychain segment where panel examined each key, including apartment key from San Jose friend
  • Panel discussed her appearance as lesbian and asked about preferences for Black women
7

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William claimed he's related to the 27th President Ralph Martinez, made jokes about the president's policies, and discussed playing board games with best friend Cade Wallace and trying salvia at the Masters golf tournament.

Interview: William revealed he works at a self-storage unit making phone calls, took calls from customers interested in storage units, performed impressions of different caller types, discussed his recent experience at the Masters, and enjoyed a beer and Subway sandwich called a 'baker's dozen'.

Bits:
  • I'm related to 27th President Ralph Martinez who discovered rabies vaccine
Moments:
  • William performed extended improv phone call segment as self-storage unit manager with multiple character voices and callbacks
  • Tony and panel discussed his unusual sandwich order called a 'baker's dozen' with 13 cookies on a sub
8

Steven Stacks

Set: Steven spoke very rapidly about having his own paid-off car and house, his mom living with him, moving to LA and comparing it to Grand Theft Auto, buying golf clubs and a fancy car, and visiting video game stores.

Interview: Steven revealed he's 28, from the DMV area (DC/Maryland/Virginia), has lived in LA for 1.5 years, previously lived in Glendale and Crenshaw, is farsighted, has been doing stand-up for 8 years, works in acting, and does drawing.

Bits:
  • Got my own paid-off car, house, three bedrooms, mom lives with me, still got 'it's a boy' banner
Moments:
  • Steven performed emotional acting scene where he confesses to accidentally killing Jeremiah Watkins' father with his motorcycle, in character as emotional drama