Kill Tony Frank Castillo, Mike Lawrence
Guests: Frank Castillo · Mike Lawrence
Lineup
Set: Set about triplets and family pregnancies, including an aunt who had a baby at 47 via test tube. Made jokes about chromosomes, ugly relatives, and mediocre Christmas presents.
Interview: Tony questioned Alex about being one of the Rosie triplets split up for solo performances. Discussed how Alex differs from his brothers, mentioning gym habits, diet, and appearance. Frank and Mike joked about his confidence and shallow observations.
- Aunt had test tube baby at 47, baby might have trapezoid head due to old age.
- Nothing wrong with mentally challenged child except the next 18 years.
- Calling aunt ugly and selfish for having baby because no one loved her.
- Tony and panel mock Alex's confidence despite weak material
- Frank references Alex being pulled from bucket in a previous episode
Set: Set about cabinet positions with 'secretary' in the title, comparisons of Hitler to Obama and Trump, and discussions of pornography preferences and gangbangs.
Interview: Discussed new sermon bit from church, back surgery experiences with staples in head, touring with the band Sidewinder to France, and various personal details about relationships and preferences.
- If a truck, put women in every cabinet secretary position without telling anyone.
- Both Hitler and Obama compared to Hitler, shows death of character.
- Afrodyete reveals multiple back surgeries with 17 staples in head
- Frank makes creature lagoon reference, Afrodyete corrects misunderstanding
Set: Set about Melania Trump as hostage, human trafficking, mail-order bride narrative, and Trump's control over her.
Interview: Wub discussed being from Indiana, moving to LA at 30, work in youth development, and hobbies including backgammon and martial arts. Also mentioned a friends-with-benefits relationship with a stripper.
- Melania Trump treated like hostage, should stage rescue not discuss.
- Trump possesses Melania like item, got her for good price.
- Mike Lawrence compares Wub to Snoop Dogg visually but Bagger Vance voice
- Tony and panel mock Wub's vague answers and suspicious age claim
Set: Set about current political climate, concerns, Trump's policies, and Melania Trump as hostage narrative.
Interview: Jamel discussed being from Bloomington, Indiana, moving to LA, work in youth development, hobbies including backgammon, trolling on social media, and past relationship with a stripper named Becca.
- Everyone concerned about Trump but missing question about Melania hostage.
- Long discussion about past relationship with stripper Becca from Jumbo's
- Jamel admits getting STI from past relationship
Set: Set about a car that doesn't work, someone trying to steal it with a gun, and the thief wanting Ben to fix the timing belt.
Interview: Ben discussed his background, work in YouTube licensing, finding original posters of viral videos, and his job searching for creators to license content.
- Guy with gun tries to steal broken car, demands Ben fix timing belt.
- Tony notes contrast: energetic black performer followed by sad white guy
Set: Set about reading children's bedtime story book about opposites, with increasingly sexual interpretations of opposite words (soft/hard, front/behind, hello/goodbye, etc.).
Interview: Joy discussed having three kids, being a massage therapist, writing self-published romance novels including lesbian erotica. Tony and panel questioned the appropriateness of her comedy subject matter.
- Reading children's opposites book but making sexual jokes about each word pair.
- Opposites game: soft/hard, front/behind, open/close with sexual implications.
- Tony questions whether this is real children's book content or fabrication
- Revealed she has published 5 romance novels with sexual content
Set: Set questioning which God is referenced in 'In God We Trust' motto, listing multiple religious and mythological deities with increasingly absurd descriptions.
Interview: Kevin discussed working in programming/technology including iPhone development, being from New York, preferring LA weather, and his intense performance style. Tony and panel questioned if this was his normal act.
- Which God in 'In God We Trust'—white, black, brown, green, or mythological?
- Lists gods with eagle wings, snake tails, throwing tsunamis, hating women.
- Performance is intensely poetic, heckler disrupts but Tony appreciates the act
- Tony compares Kevin's style to slam poetry, Kevin's delivery very intense
Set: Set about betting everything on Atlanta Falcons losing to New England Patriots in Super Bowl, threatening suicide if Patriots win.
Interview: Mystery Dan discussed living in West Hollywood, prior career as a stripper, has beaten death/Grim Reaper three times recently. Described two near-death experiences: concussion from steam room accident and stabbing at Burger King.
- Bet all money on Falcons, if Patriots win will shoot himself with 9mm.
- Can't imagine a god allowing five Patriots Super Bowl wins.
- Mystery Dan reveals he beat Grim Reaper three times in last two years
- Detailed account of being stabbed at Burger King in racially motivated attack
- Nearly died from jerking off in steam room accident, hit head on bench
- Had blade cancer scare, turned out benign after stabbing at Burger King