Frank Castillo
Frank Castillo has performed on Kill Tony 9 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Frank discussed his cousin's death from heroin overdose, using dark humor about track marks and ex-girlfriends at the funeral. He credits his cousin with introducing him to Dave Chappelle's comedy.
- Got track mark tattoo to remember cousin who died from heroin
- All cousin's ex-girlfriends showed up to funeral to fill the hole he used to fill
Story about a homeless man asking for change or calling him a piece of [expletive]. He decided to be a piece of [expletive], paid it, and the homeless man stared at him.
- Homeless man asks for change or if he'll be a piece of [expletive]
Frank describes homeless people coming into his workplace, focusing on an aggressive schizophrenic man selling candy bars and another homeless man judging him. Strong material with a clear punchline about crazy people judging crazy people.
- Schizophrenic homeless guy trying to sell candy bars for beer money
- One homeless guy judges another homeless guy for being crazy
Observed coworker hitting on attractive customers at coffee shop while wearing green apron. Joke about absurdity of flirting near pastry case during shifts.
- Coworker can't hit on girls in green apron near chocolate croissants.
Frank jokes about his siblings and whose he'd save in a fire, then discusses his brother putting objects up his nose and his own history of getting his penis stuck.
- Has brother and sister; if fire, knows which one to save - just makes him efficient.
- Brother stuck peas and rice in nose; Frank's record is getting dick stuck in vacuum.
No set recap for this appearance.
Material about loving his sister more than brother, choosing who to save in house fire, and sister asking about Black people origins.
- Loving sister more makes him efficient for choosing in house fire
- Sister asked where Black people came from, didn't want to ruin whites
Frank's set about premature baldness at 19, mother buying him a yarmulke despite not being Jewish, and girlfriend's cooking being so good it ruins hot women for him.
- Started balding at 19; mom bought yarmulke, thought family converted to Judaism
- Girlfriend cooks so well, can't be attracted to hot women anymore
Works at bar; manager says he does amazing job because he's relatable; Frank made a list: 'just relax' and 'just f*cking king'.
- Manager says I do amazing job, made me list: relax, f*ck king