Joy Eileen
Joy Eileen has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Joy performed observational humor about her mom's hypocrisy regarding magicians and bisexual people, a joke about joining a fake Zoom workout class, watching 600 Pound Life and feeling attractive, and thrift store availability.
- Mom doesn't trust magicians because they lie, doesn't like bisexuals because they can't decide
- Pretended camera was broken to avoid fake Zoom workout, just watched instructor and ate chips
- Can't watch 600 Pound Life because she gets Saucy and thinks she's hot
Joy delivers a tight five-joke set covering Vegas shooting conspiracies, parenting language boundaries, a DUI incident, and a witty callback about her son's vocabulary.
- Vegas shooting conspiracy: ricocheted bullets off belt buckles.
- Son called brother a slur, parents substitute 'tarted' instead.
- Blew 4.5 which was the size of cop's dick, got away with it.
Professional writer (jackholes book series). Found out brother's girlfriend was having miscarriage of twins this week. Jokes calling miscarried babies 'quitters' who don't deserve 'angel baby' name and didn't get to hard part of life, compares to fish.
- Miscarried twins called 'quitters' who didn't participate in hard part of life.
- Angel babies like participation trophy for getting to fish stage of development.
- Babies closest to fish humans will be, got to stay in water.
One-year performer discussing OCD and orgasms, porn slide whistle idea, married ten years with three boys, make-a-wish jokes, crude humor about blow jobs.
- OCD limits orgasms to even-numbered thrusts only (joke premise).
- Disappointed porn industry doesn't use slide whistle sound effects more.
- Mother of three boys results in being surrounded by 'wieners'.
Set about hashtags replacing pound signs, hypothetical about pound sign return and Instagram celebrities with pound symbol, joke about pound me too being different if called pound me too.
- Hashtag used to be pound sign, imagine if it changed back overnight
- Pound me too would be very different from hashtag me too
Sex worker adjacent comedy about finding exes on mugshots.com; lost virginity to guy arrested for bestiality. Massage therapist jokes about not giving happy endings; priest with tennis elbow as a sign of trustworthiness.
- Lost virginity to guy later arrested for lewd acts with a cow on mugshots.com
- Not a happy endings masseuse, partly due to workers comp not covering tennis elbow
- Priests with tennis elbow bands are trustworthy because they can't have inappropriate contact
Set about reading children's bedtime story book about opposites, with increasingly sexual interpretations of opposite words (soft/hard, front/behind, hello/goodbye, etc.).
- Reading children's opposites book but making sexual jokes about each word pair.
- Opposites game: soft/hard, front/behind, open/close with sexual implications.