Kill Tony #469 — Jamar Neighbors
Guests: Jamar Neighbors
Lineup
Set: William performed jokes about international mixtape competitions, social distancing hurting the clown car industry, American Pie 2 credits being mostly Jewish crew, and a comparison between Antifa and the Houston Astros both stealing signs.
Interview: Tony and the panel extensively interviewed William about his jokes, his thoughts on Magic Johnson, a mosquito that landed on his beard during the set, his personal relationship issues, and his recent calls to Tony at 11:30 PM asking to open for him on tour.
- Social distancing has hurt the clown car industry
- American Pie 2 deleted scene where they all get AIDS
- Antifa and Houston Astros both steal signs and come from hellholes
- A mosquito landed on William's beard/face area during his set and the panel spent several minutes trying to locate and discuss it
- William revealed he called Tony at 11:30 PM for 30 minutes asking to open for him on the road
Set: Brandon joked about sheep skin condoms and inventors being perverts, made observations about white people sucking (not learning Spanish, speaking Klingon, getting mad about misgendering dogs), and made a callback about the band member's dog.
Interview: Brandon revealed he's from Newton, Iowa, has lived in Los Angeles for 5 years in Chinatown, discussed his belly button piercing which he's had for nine years with various attachments, his plans to go to a rented Airbnb 'fuck shack' in Victorville with his ex-girlfriend, his high school bug-eating for cheers, and his sexual history.
- Inventor of sheep skin condoms might have been a pervert
- White people put more effort into contacting aliens than learning Spanish
- White people get more mad misgendering dogs than trans people
- Brandon unbuttoned his shirt to show off his belly button piercing with hair tangled in it, comparing it to Shakira
- Revealed he ate a giant praying mantis in high school in front of the whole football crowd when they cheered his name
- Extended discussion about his plans to have sex at a rented 'fuck shack' in Victorville with his ex-girlfriend
Set: David performed edgy material about eating his girlfriend's ass during quarantine, comparing body parts to kneecaps, a farting incident during oral sex, and a joke about Black people losing value after the cotton gin invention.
Interview: The interview covered explicit sexual topics including whether David actually eats ass, accidentally eating ass, different types of female anatomy, trans women, STDs, condom use, and hypothetical scenarios about discovering partners' histories.
- Eating ass during quarantine, girlfriend's ass felt like licking a kneecap
- Girlfriend farted while he was eating her ass after eating Mexican food, felt worse than pepper spray
- Black people stopped being valuable to white people after Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin
- Red Band made multiple fart noise sound effects during the interview that got reactions from the crowd
- Extended discussion about David's fears regarding trans women and sexuality with explicit hypothetical scenarios
Set: Joy performed observational humor about her mom's hypocrisy regarding magicians and bisexual people, a joke about joining a fake Zoom workout class, watching 600 Pound Life and feeling attractive, and thrift store availability.
Interview: Discussed her mother who is 67 and lives in Fresno, her college at Fresno State, an awkward interaction with a basketball coach, her love of reality TV like My 600 Pound Life and 1000 Pound Sisters, and her job as a chiropractor during quarantine.
- Mom doesn't trust magicians because they lie, doesn't like bisexuals because they can't decide
- Pretended camera was broken to avoid fake Zoom workout, just watched instructor and ate chips
- Can't watch 600 Pound Life because she gets Saucy and thinks she's hot
- Joy mentioned her coworker/podcast partner John is funnier than her according to listeners
Set: Spencer joked about his dry spell where he feels he's part of a group when he hears about guys who look like him getting laid, a bit about not being able to tell Italian people and gay people apart because of hand gestures, and moving to West Hollywood where there are many Italian guys who look like him.
Interview: Spencer is from Anchorage, Alaska, moved to LA about a year ago, discussed fishing and native villages in Alaska, air-softing incidents with Mexican kids, unemployment during quarantine, his girlfriend's Viacom job, living with comedian Mitch Burrow, and the story of peeing in a jug to avoid interrupting lesbian tenants.
- When a guy who looks like him gets laid, Spencer feels like they're doing it together
- Can't tell Italian people and gay people apart because they both use hands when talking
- Moved to West Hollywood full of Italian guys kissing each other who look like him
- Extended story about living with Mitch Burrow and peeing in a jug because Seattle lesbians were having loud sex in the living room and he didn't want to interrupt them
- Discussion of various animal sounds from the soundboard, including sounds never heard before on the show
- Mitch discovered the jug of urine in Spencer's room and tried to drink from it thinking it was apple cider
Set: Michael performed a character act as 'Injured Dice Clay', parodying Andrew Dice Clay's nursery rhyme-based material while incorporating dark and edgy content about intoxication, brain damage, crime, disability, and political commentary.
Interview: Discussed Michael's real condition (ALS), his relationship to Andrew Dice Clay as a half-brother, his work on TV shows, his employment situation, his bloodtype, cable internet monopolies, a trip to Mayo Clinic, and clarified that he was performing a character piece that layered his actual disease with comedy.
- Little Boy Blue character with 2.8 breathalyzer and permanent brain damage
- Jack Be Nimble parody about showing off and stealing from intruder
- Various dark nursery rhyme parodies with political and disability-related commentary
- Jamar questioned whether Michael was faking his disability during performance, creating tension that Michael addressed by standing up to demonstrate he wasn't acting
- Michael's uncontrollable laughing/crying episodes from ALS became apparent during the interview, adding layers of complexity to his character work