Kill Tony #468 — Josh Adam Meyers
Guests: Josh Adam Meyers
Lineup
Set: Fast-paced observational jokes about obituaries, eating bats during COVID, elevator signs, and the band 311. All jokes with snappy punchlines.
Interview: Discussed 311 music taste, Golden Girls costume confusion, corn dogs/Pranó Pups eating habit, broken zipper on shorts worn for months, and partying with Jake Paul.
- Only reads obituaries to see if he killed anyone
- Bat consumption during quarantine predated Masked Singer reference
- Elevator only goes up, lady says press 311 to go down
- Josh and panel debate 311 being a bad reggae band, William defends them
- William's disheveled underwear becomes extended running commentary
Set: Personal material about five years sobriety (with LSD caveat), AA founder history with acid and deathbed whiskey, and heroin/fentanyl future plans. Educational and darkly funny.
Interview: Discussed acid trip in Key West, system admin career, driving cross-country, remote work tech job, two-year relationship. Rags-to-riches story from homeless to employed.
- AA founder kicked out for promoting acid, died sober mad
- Fentanyl patch at Washington Wizards game better than team
- Will do heroin on deathbed to avoid dying sober
- Josh offers Dan acid tabs he carries, Dan considers taking one live
- Dan recounts journey from homeless with track marks to sober employed with girlfriend
Set: Political commentary on Biden's 'you ain't black' statement, crime bill impact on Black community vs COVID, and criticism of pandering. Controversial perspectives on both major candidates.
Interview: Debated joke mechanics and political messaging with Tony, discussed balancing Biden and Trump material for LA audiences, importance of working muscles with different material.
- Biden's crime bill killed more Black people than COVID-19
- Biden should pick Flavor Flav as running mate for authenticity
- Extended political debate between David, Tony, and Red Band about messaging
- Sophia/Rose character interjects with political hot takes
Set: Material about incels complaining despite getting sex, guy upset girlfriend stayed still during intercourse, defending Chinese accents from mockery (which were Chinese guys). Southern charm.
Interview: Discussed morning golf game with Tony (Mitch won), Arnold Palmer drink, birthday cupcake, new flip flops and board shorts, surfing attempts, reading YouTube comments.
- Incel angry girlfriend laid still during sex, try doing it alone
- Defended Chinese accent mockers, turned out they were Chinese guys
- Josh recalls joke about thinking of Mitch during sex with girlfriend
- Tony credits himself for Mitch's golf win despite Mitch winning
Set: Material on having culture despite appearance, Star Wars/van Gogh as art, Juvenile 'Back That Ass Up' as timeless music, 12 years bouncing in New Orleans clubs.
Interview: Discussed New Orleans origins, Hurricane Katrina house destruction with 18 feet of water, lost all possessions except 3 clothes and PlayStation 2, town rebuilding issues, beatings of stepfather.
- Star Wars and van Gogh paintings count as legitimate culture
- Juvenile's 'Back That Ass Up' will dominate in year 3000
- Nate recounts beating stepfather twice for hitting his mother at bar
- Extended riffing on Louisiana references (gumbo, po'boys, Baton Rouge, gators)
Set: Dark material about being disabled: sitting on balls for prolonged periods, catching penis in zippers, burning genitals, bodily autonomy jokes. High-energy aggressive delivery.
Interview: Discussed new Hulkmania shirt, newly pierced ear from Queen Center Mall, SNL audition preparation, testing impressions of disabled characters, medical commode questions from doctors.
- Disabled can't move quickly off balls, stuck like Game of Thrones
- Caught penis in zipper, burned it with cigarettes for money
- Michael practices SNL impression of Aspen (wheelchair-bound Disney princess)
- Red Band and Michael argue about shirt purchase, merchandise plug