Kill Tony Moshe Kasher
Guests: Moshe Kasher
Lineup
Set: Self-deprecating set about his appearance, lost cat signs, and Trump's magazine covers. Incorporates visual gags and observations about current events.
Interview: Discussed his recent move from Seattle, work at a sock company, age (21), and a concerning incident seeing what might have been a dead body near his apartment.
- Haircut comparison to depressed lesbian with glasses
- Lost cat signs should say lonely owner because cats know where they are
- Admitted to doing visual gags on a podcast which Tony praised as brave
Set: Story about a camping trip where he ate an entire snack pack, had severe stomach issues, and took a shit near his friend's car which her dog then got sick from.
Interview: 23 years old from Canyon Country, works at an amusement park, first time on the show. Sister Marissa was brought on stage to roast him.
- Ate half 32-pack of chips, got explosive diarrhea at campsite
- Friend's dog got sick from shit he took outside tent, he laughed instead of sympathizing
- Sister Marissa unexpectedly brought on stage for crowd work and roasting
- Moshe praised his storytelling as genuine and likeable
Set: Observational set about moving to LA, trying to get in shape, hearing his breasts clap while running, and joking about ways black people die in America including possibly at the hands of Kardashians.
Interview: Recently moved to LA from Chicago, been doing stand-up for 2 years, discussed his background and gave an impromptu motivational speech with profanity.
- Realized titties clapping sound when running down stairs, health stuff is real
- Black people dying in America - could be police, crack, or a Kardashian
- Gave extended motivational speech during interview using repetitive profanity and heart monitor metaphor
- Tony and panel praised him as adorable and likeable despite controversial material
Set: Set about sending a fake dick pic to a girl using Photoshop, reversing a black penis image, saying he won. Claims to be a comedian doing longer bit but was reluctant to perform.
Interview: 50 years old, started comedy 12 years ago at 38, formerly a musician who toured internationally. Discussed his background with Adult Swim, TV production, and controversial topics.
- Girl sent nudes, he reverse-Photoshopped black penis on white background to win
- Phone call from Jeremiah Watkins pretending to be Australian father-in-law during set
- Revealed he is HIV positive during interview discussion with Bob Schneider reference
- Was visibly reluctant to perform, discussed not wanting to do the show beforehand
CJ Kelly
Set: Self-deprecating set about identifying as a Hobbit, proposing dating app for short hairy people, identifying people with drug addiction by track marks, won't eat ass but shoots heroin.
Interview: Been doing stand-up since January 2014, clean from oxycontin for 3 months but still smokes weed, discussed heroin addiction history and recovery through willpower.
- Identifies as straight white Hobbit, wants dating app called 'the Shire'
- Know people with track marks by looking at them, track marks are badge of honor
- Won't eat ass but will shoot heroin
- Openly discussed heroin addiction and oxycontin abuse on live podcast
- Tony and panel joked about his denim vest and overall appearance throughout interview
Set: Set about concert experience with flamboyant guy at bar tipping $100, offering him money when he asks if she's a lesbian, joke about musicians being better than comedians in bars.
Interview: Regular on show who debuts new material weekly, now works on Jim Jefferies show, discussed concert experience and bar performances.
- Flamboyant guy tips bartender $100, she jokes she can also be tipped
- Musicians better than comedians in bars - people can mosh to music
- Brought up concert featured Slain and Immortal Technique with interesting crowd
Set: Set about hashtags replacing pound signs, hypothetical about pound sign return and Instagram celebrities with pound symbol, joke about pound me too being different if called pound me too.
Interview: Been doing stand-up 1.5 years, has 3 kids (17, 11, 6), regular on show, published 6 books including rock and roll trilogy, does ghostwriting work, has Batman and Robin tattoos.
- Hashtag used to be pound sign, imagine if it changed back overnight
- Pound me too would be very different from hashtag me too
- Revealed stepson lost virginity, found out when Don Barris called him on show
- Discussed Batman/Robin tattoos, reference to Val Kilmer's nipple bat suit
Set: Chaotic set mixing observation about Texas being pro-gay, mechanical bulls, California being cat person state, Matthew McConaughey diet, jokes about eating ass. References Nutella multiple times.
Interview: Texas-born, Florida-raised, 3 months in LA, walks dogs, former jet ski tour guide. Has MTV credit from undressed show. Discussed parents, background, fashion choices.
- Texas is pro-gay, mechanical bull created by gay people
- California is cat person state, Matthew McConaughey diet with Nutella on ass
- Nutella makes ass eating trendy, joke about millennials
- Panel repeatedly criticized him for being incredibly unlikeable despite absurdist humor
- Described as simultaneously talking black and looking white, confused presentation