CJ Kelly
CJ Kelly has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Self-deprecating set about identifying as a Hobbit, proposing dating app for short hairy people, identifying people with drug addiction by track marks, won't eat ass but shoots heroin.
- Identifies as straight white Hobbit, wants dating app called 'the Shire'
- Know people with track marks by looking at them, track marks are badge of honor
- Won't eat ass but will shoot heroin
CJ discusses being white trash, his father beating him up over stolen weed, and breaking into his dad's gun safe using tape on a fingerprint scanner. He gets punched for his actions.
- Dad catches weed theft with gun safe, uses fingerprint tape trick
Set about growing up on a fishing boat in Florida Keys, contrasting white privilege with his working-class reality. Topics include cannabis access differences between California and Florida, his girlfriend, and family background.
- Growing up on a 78-foot boat made it hard to build Legos due to constant movement.
- In Florida, weed came from a 350-pound guy named Clarence, sometimes oregano.