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Kill Tony #461 — David Lucas

📅 June 22, 2020 📍 Los Angeles, CA Deathsquad Studios 🎤 12 comedians ⭐ 4 regulars

Guests: David Lucas

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Lineup

1

Drew Williamson

Set: Absurdist tech company presentation featuring an over-engineered pencil sharpener with ridiculous features and remote control. The entire sketch built around the contrast between mundane product and elaborate technical apparatus.

Interview: Drew discussed his family's involvement in creating the video, his job prospects on Broadway being delayed until late 2020, his son's edginess, and his marriage of 19 years. He revealed his only "crazy" thing is making comedy videos.

Bits:
  • Aquarium decorations and house plant GPS locators redefined the tech sector
  • Over-engineered wood pencil sharpener with five-step remote and RPM controls
Moments:
  • Family collaboration on video with wife and son helping build and throw materials
2

Manolo

Set: A parody music video covering Michael Lair's 'Ryan Bedpan' song, filmed in Tijuana with multiple women. The submission included Michael Jackson references and parody elements of previous famous submissions.

Interview: Manolo discussed his pandemic success, his current life in Tijuana with women around him, and extended an invitation for Tony to visit Tijuana for potential Kill Tony episodes. He mentioned going on 'Shower Bait' and his Instagram handle.

Bits:
  • Music video parody with Michael Jackson references and skin tone commentary
Moments:
  • Tony notes Manolo has thrived more during pandemic than anyone else on the show
  • Manolo invites Tony to Tijuana for potential Kill Tony border episode
3

Robert Thompson

Set: High-production parody sketch parodying Manolo's style, featuring fake cartel characters, visual effects, and props. Includes werewolf appearance and comedy references.

Interview: Robolo discussed the production process of his video, explaining the props were made of brownies from Sam's Club that hurt his nose. He talked about collaborating with friends and learning improv at UCB.

Bits:
  • Parody cartel sketch with werewolf appearance and dark comedy elements
Moments:
  • Werewolf unexpectedly appears in sketch, gets major laugh
4

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: Dark comedy set featuring references to Chris D'Elia, Chris Angel magic tricks, Cracker Barrel, and a tribute to Judith Barcy (voice actress who was murdered by her father). Heavy use of edgy humor and controversial references.

Interview: William discussed his drinking, recent purchases of board games and Monopoly boards on eBay, mental health concerns, being fired from Walmart, and accusations from Jeremiah about events in Thailand. He revealed he has a 3-year-old son.

Bits:
  • Whatever happened to the 'stop and move away from vehicle' guy reference
  • Chris Angel's greatest trick is making himself disappear
  • RIP to Judith Barcy, voice actress murdered by her father
Moments:
  • William is accused by Jeremiah of events in Thailand involving sex work
  • Panel jokes about William being one drink away from saying N-word
5

Afrodyete

Set: Aphrodite discusses pandemic frustrations regarding lack of sexual activity, showcases a dildo she purchased, and performs a 30-second musical performance on keyboard about "we're gonna be all right."

Interview: Aphrodite discussed her age (turning 65 on October 10), her boyfriend who is one year younger and built like Hercules, her pandemic activities, and performed a keyboard song. Panel engaged in crude discussions about her body.

Bits:
  • Purchased dildo during pandemic to deal with sexual frustration
  • Keyboard performance of 'we're gonna be all right' during pandemic
Moments:
  • Aphrodite performs unexpected keyboard musical number live during interview
  • Panel engages in crude sexual humor about Aphrodite's body, asks which body part they'd choose
  • Tony mentions attending her performance at Top Shelf Brass Band during early pandemic
6

Robert Thompson

Set: Second appearance of Robolo discussing making his high-production cartel sketch video, collaborating with friends, and incorporating physical comedy elements.

Interview: Robolo discussed the production process, the props made from brownies, his brother Gavin, watching Contagion during pandemic, and his improv training at UCB. He mentioned unsure planning due to not knowing if he'd make the show.

Moments:
  • Robolo's brother Gavin and other collaborators appear on camera during interview
7

Devin Clark

Set: Set about working at Yahoo, company's strict Google policy (treating Google like an N-word), an employee getting "erased," and his uncle's hot tub store running a "hot tubs matter" sale during BLM protests. Jokes about unemployment and looting.

Interview: Devin discussed living at Motel 6 in Hollywood through VA transitional housing after losing his job during pandemic in March, being from the Bay Area, his two years in the Army, starting a T-shirt company, and having a 5-year-old daughter living in Irvine.

Bits:
  • Yahoo employees can't use Google; treating it like the N-word
  • Uncle's hot tub store running 'hot tubs matter' sale during BLM
  • Can I loot a job? Can I loot gainful employment?
Moments:
  • Devin reveals he's living at Motel 6 Hollywood through VA transitional housing
  • Panel suggests Devin do Motel 6 review sketch; Red Band pitches sketch idea on spot
8

Michael Lair

Set: Unorthodox, rapid-fire submission with fragmented jokes about drug addiction, cocaine, Magic Johnson, law enforcement, Bubba Wallace, NASCAR, Donald Trump, lobster pricing, and child exploitation references. Stream-of-consciousness style.

Interview: Michael discussed his new Bluetooth speakers, his dad watching Kill Tony for the first time and finding out about his ALS/Lou Gehrig's disease that way, his bio issues on the show, his friend melting (ALS reference), lion's mane mushroom supplements, and upcoming appearances.

Bits:
  • Drug addiction systematic feeling; cocaine farmers have blood on hands
  • Magic Johnson comeback rumors tied to coronavirus
  • Bubba Wallace NASCAR investigation reference mixed with dark commentary
Moments:
  • Michael's father discovered his son's ALS diagnosis by watching Kill Tony episode
  • Tony notices Michael appears drunker than usual during interview
  • Discussion of lion's mane mushroom supplements for brain health with ALS context
9

David Lucas

Regular

Interview: David Lucas sat on the panel throughout the episode, engaging in crude humor with the other panelists and making numerous jokes about Aphrodite's body, the aunt jemima controversy, and various other topics.

Moments:
  • David engages in extensive crude sexual humor about Aphrodite's body throughout interview
10

Jeremiah Watkins

RegularPanel

Interview: Jeremiah appeared as part of the band/panel, participated in the crude humor segments, and was called out by William Montgomery for events in Thailand before he was married.

Moments:
  • William accuses Jeremiah of wild activities in Thailand before marriage
11

Joel Jimenez

RegularPanel

Interview: Joel appeared as part of the band, played Koro Ninja (new Mortal Kombat character), and participated in crude humor segments. He refused to answer a question about Aphrodite's body parts.

Moments:
  • Joel refuses to answer crude question about which body part he'd choose, deflects repeatedly
12

Will Forte

Panel

Interview: Will Forte appeared as Raiden (or attempted to) from Mortal Kombat, engaged in banter with Tony about the character and the pandemic environment.

Moments:
  • Raiden character claims David Lucas spit in his eye and he now has COVID