Drew Williamson
Drew Williamson has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Absurdist tech company presentation featuring an over-engineered pencil sharpener with ridiculous features and remote control. The entire sketch built around the contrast between mundane product and elaborate technical apparatus.
- Aquarium decorations and house plant GPS locators redefined the tech sector
- Over-engineered wood pencil sharpener with five-step remote and RPM controls
Creative green-screen set where Drew floats joke cards in a mock space capsule setting, with jokes about being white, family inbreeding, and old age.
- I like to write jokes and leave them floating around the capsule on post-its
- I'm very white when I first heard NWA it took it straight to the police
- I'm worried there might be inbreeding in my family my mom keeps calling me aunt Amy
Rambling, absurdist set about loose shoelaces, following someone by coffee stains, a homemade sling dick condom launcher, and not doing dishes. First-time performer with nervous energy.
- Wife from Korea, hat says 'I have no [ __ ] idea' because he can't read Korean.
- Asian foreplay is interrupting wife's studying and announcing it's time for sex.
- Wife doesn't know to curse in English, called him a 'dick [ __ ]' accidentally.