Kill Tony
Lineup
Set: Creative green-screen set where Drew floats joke cards in a mock space capsule setting, with jokes about being white, family inbreeding, and old age.
Interview: Drew discussed his background in theater, working on Book of Mormon, and his recent deep dive into green screen technology and music video production during quarantine.
- I like to write jokes and leave them floating around the capsule on post-its
- I'm very white when I first heard NWA it took it straight to the police
- I'm worried there might be inbreeding in my family my mom keeps calling me aunt Amy
- Tony repeatedly expresses amazement at the technical quality and convincingness of the green screen effect
- Drew reveals he appeared at Gramercy show with Mark Normand and has been writing seriously since quarantine began
Set: Explicit set about keeping husband's corpse for sex, unsolicited dick pics from vacuum salesman and sister, culminating in vow to have sex with dead husband.
Interview: Cassidy, a stay-at-home wife from Calgary, revealed extreme nervousness and lack of prior stand-up experience. Discussion touched on her husband's potential insecurity about her working and observations about Canadian life and bears.
- Keeps husband's corpse in freezer to have sex with him periodically
- Unsolicited dick pic from 55-year-old vacuum salesman lying seductively on his bed
- Sister's terrible porn video with boyfriend at 2/10 production quality
- Tony makes dark joke about air-drying vagina with hand dryer filling up and turning into a queef
- Revelation that Cassidy had never done stand-up before submitting this extreme set
Set: Dark set about police defunding, George Floyd's counterfeit money, and offensive impressions of Oprah and okra.
Interview: William discussed his current work and recent illness, made controversial jokes about Black people and race, and discussed a romantic drama with someone's ex-girlfriend.
- Police defunded years ago, George Floyd's money now worth more than ever
- George Floyd's last words were to make change for a twenty
- William makes extremely dark George Floyd money joke that generates both laughs and shock
- William reveals he's sexually involved with someone's ex-girlfriend and addresses the ex-boyfriend in show
Set: Christian-themed set about Jesus Christ Uber, Indiana Jones reference about adopting Filipino boy, and discovery of lesion after moving to Mississippi.
Interview: Patrick, from Lawsonville, Georgia and originally from Canada, discussed his tech company job monitoring broadcasting equipment, his stay-at-home dad role, chainsaw milling hobby, and extensive jail time for marijuana-related probation violations.
- Started taxi service to/from heaven called Jesus Christ Uber
- Considers adopting small Filipino boy after watching Indiana Jones Temple of Doom
- Patrick reveals extensive incarceration history - 90 days boot camp, 6 months, 9.5 months, and 7.5 months for marijuana probation violations
- Patrick details fighting in prison and racial dynamics in 60-person dorms
- Tony humorously notes Patrick is the most imprisoned Canadian he's ever heard of
Set: Set about pooping at work, using the handicap stall, and a blind man with a seeing-eye dog repeatedly catching him.
Interview: Rob, from Boston and Tampa Bay area, discussed his daughter graduating and his interests in juggling, which he learned during quarantine. Also revealed his electric scooter interests and extensive bird feeder livestream hobby.
- Decided to only poop at work to get paid for it
- Blind guy with seeing-eye dog catches him in handicap stall two days in a row
- Rob reveals he maintains a 24/7 bird feeder livestream on YouTube that he proudly promotes
- Tony humorously suggests Rob looks like an angry white woman and compares bird feeders to Karen behavior
Set: Set about African-American cultural appropriation by white women posting black people on social media and questioning rap music ownership.
Interview: David, an English speaker in Georgia, discussed recent violence against Black people, the impact of police violence, and issues of cultural appropriation and music rights.
- White ladies uploading pictures of African-Americans and appropriating culture
- White ladies are reason Trump got elected but now amplifying Black voices
- Black people systematically oppressed and their music/rap stolen by white performers
- David shows video of being pointed at with a gun twice, stalls the shooter by calling him a party pooper
- Video authenticity questioned and verified by Tony and production team
Chuckle
Set: Set about Martin Luther King Jr. and his impact on race relations, street naming, and political representation.
Interview: Chuckle, from Springfield Missouri and living in a halfway house post-rehab, discussed his sobriety since February, involvement with homeless communities, writing jokes with friends, and future stand-up aspirations.
- MLK Boulevard exists so white people know when they're in wrong neighborhood
- Because of MLK, Black people got their own TV network, White kids can learn to be cool
- 40 years since MLK, America got first half-Black president, now stuck with orange one
- Chuckle reveals he came straight from rehab and has been sober since February
- Chuckle discusses his schizophrenia diagnosis and his passion for motorcycle riding
- Tony and panel give genuine praise for Chuckle's honesty and joke quality despite his difficulties
Set: Explicit set about sexual encounter with pedophile gynecologist at age 17 and his inappropriate comments during exam.
Interview: Kirsten, recently moved from LA to New York, works as health insurance claims processor and barista. Tony's friend Jesse Johnson vouched for her comedy background from Arizona.
- First sexual experience with pedophile gynecologist when babysitting his kids
- Indian gynecologist says 'you're so tight' during pelvic exam, she responds with bus joke
- Comparing male experience to female doctor saying 'you're so huge' during exam
- Tony reveals Kirsten lived near him in Burbank and roasts the area's reputation
- Kirsten's dog excessively licks its paw during interview, Tony makes jokes about spots
Set: Set discussing race politics, Porter vegans saying 'n-word', white women appropriating Black culture, and reparations.
Interview: Michael revealed he was pointed at with a gun twice during the day and recorded video evidence. Tony and production verified the shocking footage showing Michael de-escalating the armed aggressor.
- Why are Porter vegans allowed to say the n-word in professional settings
- Every white lady uploading pictures of African-Americans trying to amplify Black voices
- White ladies reason Trump got elected, now paradoxically amplifying Black voices online
- Michael shows shocking video of being pointed at with a gun twice - de-escalates by calling aggressor a 'party pooper'
- Tony expresses deep admiration for Michael, calling him equal to Chappelle as a 'GOAT' comedian
- Michael continues riffing during interview, incorporating theme parks and Cedar Point into conversation
Set: Set performing Manolo parodies with Mexican prostitute character and dark jokes including Epstein reference and musical theater allergy.
Interview: Robert from Chino Hills, Southern California, works at a grocery store managing shopping carts. He discussed witnessing pandemic panic buying and has interests in podcasting about theme parks.
- Knock knock joke about Epstein being topical
- Allergic to Cats the musical, sentenced to shitty performance
- Manolo parody about listening to Ariana Grande and no wordplay about her weight
- Robert performs entire minute as Manolo character tribute, impressing Tony with commitment and accuracy
- Robert reveals he's working with multiple green screens and podcasting about theme parks including bizarre attraction details
- Surprise appearance of Judge Al Madrigal in background during Robo's set finale