Rob Callahan
Rob Callahan has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Rob, a father since age 19, opens by describing how small his newborn daughter was and jokes about eating a baby like veal. He mentions his 14-year-old daughter's involvement with Best Buddies and meeting Tom Brady, then makes a dark joke about wishing his daughter was retarded.
- Newborn daughter so small he could eat her whole like veal; she's now 14.
- Daughter met Tom Brady through Best Buddies; jokes he wished she was retarded.
Set about pooping at work, using the handicap stall, and a blind man with a seeing-eye dog repeatedly catching him.
- Decided to only poop at work to get paid for it
- Blind guy with seeing-eye dog catches him in handicap stall two days in a row