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📅 June 22, 2020 📍 Los Angeles, CA InCrowd Studios 🎤 8 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

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Lineup

1

April Walterscheid

Set: April performs a Gilbert Gottfried impression while reading a meditation that turns dark, revealing nobody will marry the listener and they're alone in quarantine.

Interview: Tony and the panel learn April is from Alameda, lost a dildo to theft, works in finance for Trump, and saw people struck by lightning as a child in Phoenix.

Bits:
  • Gilbert Gottfried meditation bit where meditation turns into dark predictions about loneliness
  • Cardi B impression about not having boobs yet and young audience
Moments:
  • April reveals she lost a vibrator that was stolen by maintenance guy's assistant
  • Tony compliments her Gilbert Gottfried impression accuracy
2

Dylan Albright

Set: Dylan does offensive jokes using parody clones of Tony Hinchcliffe, making fun of Tony's jacket and homosexuality, with homophobic and controversial humor throughout.

Interview: Dylan is a security guard at a Michigan campground, has been unemployed during quarantine, does stand-up for about a year, and has a Christian mother who is somewhat of a Karen.

Bits:
  • Homophobic clone joke about Tony Hinchcliffe's appearance and jacket
Moments:
  • Red band makes 'blumpkin' joke that nearly kills Brian with laughter
  • Dylan mentions opening for Sinbad at Michael Moore Comedy Festival
3

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William does observational humor and impressions including Foot Locker impressions, Jamaican accent jokes about eating almond joys and falling from trees, and commentary on nightmares.

Interview: William discusses climbing trees, Jamaican chocolate, YouTube page changes, impressions, sex toys, and later agrees to live-stream climbing a tree during the episode.

Bits:
  • Foot Locker impression about giant collection of feet
  • Jamaican accent about eating almond joys and falling from tree
Moments:
  • William climbs a magnolia tree live on stream for podcast history
  • Orangutan spotted in William's tree during live climb
4

Kelsey Hudgins

Set: Kelsey does self-checkout jokes, Coinstar vs cornstarch seasons, powder switching from cocaine to cornstarch on balls, and reveals sex offender status with inappropriate safe word.

Interview: Kelsey is from Myrtle Beach, plays virtual reality, is a musician in band Cornbread and the Americans, formerly addicted to cocaine and alcohol, now sober three years.

Bits:
  • Can't go within 50 feet of McDonald's play places due to sex offender status
  • Coinstar season versus cornstarch season depending on what he's using
  • Powder in life switched from cocaine in nose to cornstarch on balls
Moments:
  • Kelsey reveals sex offender status and uses 'rape' as safe word
  • Band Cornbread and the Americans receives commendation
  • Ryan J Belt custom drawing of Kelsey as wizard revealed
5

Martin Phillips

Set: Martin does observational humor about disability, straight white males being blamed for everything, library curbside pickup, and eating books as survival during quarantine.

Interview: Martin is a former substitute teacher from Virginia who lost his job during pandemic. He was a golden ticket winner or regular performer, mentions muscular dystrophy.

Bits:
  • Straight white male privilege joke during quarantine times
  • Libraries doing curbside pickup because times are so bad
  • Eating books as survival during crisis
Moments:
  • Silhouette behind Martin appears suspicious, Tony jokes about calling police
  • Martin reveals he has muscular dystrophy
6

David Lucas

Regular

Interview: David is at Big Shots comedy venue in Lancaster, California. Discusses recent travel to Salt Lake City and Las Vegas, performing four shows with Joe Rogan in Houston, Mormon interactions, and brand deals.

Moments:
  • David mentions performing with Joe Rogan and Josh Potter upcoming in Houston
  • David gained 30 new black followers after roasting homies in Macon last week
7

Sam Davis

Set: Sam does Australian observational humor about how Australians give nicknames to dangerous animals (mozzies, crocs) and how Americans with guns are more realistic about dangers.

Interview: Sam is 24 years old from Kuranda in Far North Queensland, Australia. Will be PE and English teacher but was suspended for two years after police found a bong at his house.

Bits:
  • Australians call crocodiles 'crocs' with respect unlike America's realistic attitude
  • Americans shoot dangerous animals because guns mean not pretending to like things
Moments:
  • Sam reveals police raided house and found a bong, leading to two-year suspension
  • Bob Marley curtains behind Sam in his room
  • Sam has open drawers and dead smoke alarm battery pointed out by Tony
8

Michael Lehrer

Set: Michael performs with pages full of jokes covering disabled hot takes, Texas opening, corona spikes, mask mandates, Black Lives Matter, Taco Bell being canceled, and systematic issues.

Interview: Michael has two wheelchairs, two tents, discusses Louis J Gomez silencing him, America's Got Talent rejection, gun video controversy, and Tommy Hilfiger adaptive disabled underwear.

Bits:
  • Every time someone does goofy wheelchair bit, gets tagged by friends
  • Texas opening early means corona spiked but Texans don't care about transmission
  • Systematically addressing sperm formation as priority over prison and riots
Moments:
  • Michael reveals gun video is his most viral content in 20 years
  • Michael's son didn't wish him happy Father's Day until he met halfway
  • Michael shows off Tommy Hilfiger adaptive disabled underwear with tear-away design
  • Michael reads mom jokes given to him by his nursing mother