Kelsey Hudgins
Kelsey Hudgins has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Performs tight, clean observational jokes about crocodiles vs allegations, registering as a sex offender, Bill Cosby and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Louis C.K. Has a Mitch Hedberg-style one-liner delivery.
- Crocodiles are real, allegations are just words crocodiles are creatures
- New neighbor required to register as sex offender, notices swing set in yard
- Bill Cosby was favorite as kid alongside Ninja Turtles, worried they raped people
- If Louis C.K. had fragrance it wouldn't smell, just squirt you in eye
Yonder does self-deprecating Jesus jokes about living in Pflugerville, diabetes jokes, crystal meth hippies, and diarrhea pregnancy comparisons.
- Jesus if born in Pflugerville with diabetes instead of dying for sins
- White trash hippie chicks recharge crystal meth in moonlight
- Diarrhea from three fast foods like pregnancy, Taco Bell/Whataburger hybrid
No set recap for this appearance.
No set recap for this appearance.
No set recap for this appearance.
No set recap for this appearance.
Kelsey does self-checkout jokes, Coinstar vs cornstarch seasons, powder switching from cocaine to cornstarch on balls, and reveals sex offender status with inappropriate safe word.
- Can't go within 50 feet of McDonald's play places due to sex offender status
- Coinstar season versus cornstarch season depending on what he's using
- Powder in life switched from cocaine in nose to cornstarch on balls