Kill Tony #530 — Justin Martindale

Set: Han Kim jokes about being called autistic, being in a long-distance relationship, and comparing his girlfriend to owning a star. Strong material with rapid-fire tags.

Interview: Discussed completing a comedy tour, sleeping with feature Riley Gilmore, headlining shows in Abilene and Sweetwater, and demonstrated freestyle rap abilities.

Set: Ryan discusses insecurity and pedophiles, long-distance relationship struggles, and living with girlfriend's parents. Self-deprecating material with dark humor.

Interview: Works at bird biscuit making sandwiches, high school diploma, drinks heavily, new to stand-up, lives with girlfriend and her brother.

Set: Nat discusses hating nine-to-five jobs and being beaten by his mother in the 1990s. Material about childhood trauma and parental abuse.

Interview: Confirmed previous heroin addiction discussed on show, now unemployed living off savings from drug dealing, made 60k on GameStop stock, enjoys movies and working out.

Set: Yonder performs surreal comedy about Hagrid as Waffle House, Christmas music festival, and Halloween decorations. Whimsical absurdist style.

Interview: Fairly new to stand-up (within a year), attended Roast University on Patreon, discussed losing virginity to eighth-grade youth leader at Christian school.

Set: Luke discusses being white in East Oakland, parents were original gentrifiers, got mistaken for suburban kid. Stories about childhood and neighborhood dynamics.

Interview: From Oakland, visiting Austin for a week, makes pizza, used to deliver pizzas, considering moving to Austin, has been doing stand-up for 5 years.

Set: Nicole performs extended set (5+ minutes) with jokes about dollar tree, Black comedy clubs, Asperger's burger pun, Halloween mother, Vietnamese pumpkins, paying mother for chores.

Interview: Discussed dating blue-eyed white guys, recognizes as Kill Tony royalty, sang national anthem acapella, from San Jose Little Saigon, lives with Vietnamese mother.

Set: Doug jokes about van life and killing girlfriend, looking like YMCA cop, Charleston background, golf and Asian golfers, holes being blurred.

Interview: From Charleston South Carolina, moved to Austin 2 months ago, was unemployed, sold carriage tour tickets, made $30k in Dogecoin, previously lived in van, backpacked Vietnam.

Set: Christina discusses dating struggles, pickup lines, shower porn, HoloCaust videos on Pornhub, men in uniform. Six to seven months into stand-up.

Interview: Works as insurance underwriter, plays accordion since childhood, new to stand-up, from Stockton California, friends with Diaz brothers, interested in lesbian porn.

Set: JT discusses Tinder vaccine questions, diseases from Wuhan, being called cracker, and Black dude calling him n-word. Discusses getting n-word from Black person feeling special.

Interview: One-year anniversary of own business installing mini-split AC units with navy veteran buddy, out of debt, plays basketball, divorced wife joined Army and moved to Hawaii.

Set: Michael performs improvised material after being surprised by Tony. Uses audience suggestions (Alec Baldwin, Gregory Glenn Ross) to create spontaneous jokes about lawyers, brothers, and relationships.

Interview: Former Kill Tony regular, diagnosed with ALS, attempted to walk on stage for first time, stayed to hang out, discussed relationship and voodoo ranger beer.

Set: William performs jokes about Alec Baldwin, Fight Club, Pixies, running over pedestrians, killing people. Strong closer with rapid-fire callbacks.

Interview: Just back from Los Angeles, lost phone on X2 roller coaster at Six Flags losing 5000 Chick-fil-A points, discussed addiction recovery and raisin bread habit.

Interview: Main guest panel member. From San Antonio Texas, Comedy Store regular who was passed by Mitzi Shore late in her life. Host of Glitter and Garbage podcast with Justine Moreno.