Christina Mariani
Christina Mariani has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Italian comedian performs about Italian likeability vs German history, dating foreign men, Indian ex-boyfriend hairiness, Instagram hack putting mare in body wash, boyfriend cheating. References her famous viral joke about wallet.
- Italians more likable than Germans despite similar Holocaust history; Italians have pizza
- Indian ex-boyfriend too hairy; tried Instagram hack of mare in body wash; he cheated
Christina discusses dating struggles, pickup lines, shower porn, HoloCaust videos on Pornhub, men in uniform. Six to seven months into stand-up.
- Pickup line 'no' gets most action.
- Pornhub removing Holocaust videos, sucker for men in uniform.
Christina performs tight, well-structured jokes about dosage, dating a cop with nude photos of other girls on his phone, and never being as skinny as a 10-year-old.
- Dating guys; figuring out dosage is tricky (implies drug reference).
- Cop didn't take her breath away; she'll never be as skinny as a 10-year-old.