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Kill Tony #529 — William Montgomery

📅 October 11, 2021 📍 Austin, TX Vulcan Gas Company 🎤 11 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: William Montgomery

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Hans opened with observations about being a minority and racism, made jokes about white pride, the Middle East, and hating Jews. He maintained absurdist humor throughout.

Interview: Tony and panel discussed Hans's pea coat, his on-again off-again relationship with Paige, and his recent gaming wins. William expressed concern about Hans's atheist jokes and invited him to church.

Bits:
  • I don't see race, only smell it—especially in Ubers
  • White pride should involve castles and yodeling, not Nazis
Moments:
  • William expressed genuine concern about Hans's atheist jokes and invited him to church
  • Hans revealed he beat his friends at Catan and won $20
2

Stephen Hairston

Set: Stephen wore a bulletproof vest and made jokes about drunk skunks, light beer, and being DEA. The set was somewhat disorganized and drew criticism from the panel.

Interview: Stephen explained his bulletproof vest was from playing Warzone video games. Tony criticized his tick-tock presence and questioned his preparation for the show.

Bits:
  • Drunk skunks smell like weed, not like the saying implies
Moments:
  • Tony expressed strong disdain for mentioning tick-tock, calling it 'the show's n word'
  • Tony made a dark joke about Stephen killing himself for tick-tock views
3

Braden Paul

Set: Braden's first-ever stand-up set included dark jokes about a baby dying from diaper rash, Planned Parenthood, and genealogy companies for inbreds. He forgot material and seemed nervous.

Interview: Tony praised Braden's premise but criticized the execution. They discussed his insurance job, fiancée Hannah in occupational therapy, his kegerator, and a dorm shower birth story.

Bits:
  • Baby cremation is ironic because baby powder could have saved it
  • Genealogy company '47' for people with extra chromosomes targeting those who won't reach 11
Moments:
  • Braden revealed he forgot most of his set due to nervousness
  • William Montgomery unexpectedly praised Braden's set, causing Tony to joke that William was paid
4

Strategy

Set: Strategy discussed loyalty in relationships and threesomes, using repetition of 'loyalty' that became rap-like. First-time stand-up from a DJ with 12 years in the industry.

Interview: Strategy revealed he's a nightclub DJ from Houston via Chicago, offered Hans Kim money for a podcast, discussed his tattooed breasts, and talked about threesomes and double blow jobs.

Bits:
  • Loyalty is waking up girlfriend to intrude on her being blown by stranger
Moments:
  • Strategy had tattoo of real woman's breasts on his arm with special hidden photo trick
  • Panel discussed double blow job definitions extensively
5

Tre Pack

Set: Tre Pack did four years of consistent stand-up, opening with girl scout cookie season and aggressive sales tactics toward kids. Strong material about manipulative marketing.

Interview: Tre discussed his weight loss challenge (down 16 pounds in one week from quitting Mountain Dew), his bouncer background, his broken penis story from throwing a guy out, and his plan to work door at Rogan's club.

Bits:
  • Girl Scout troop mom told kid 'big spender' when Tre approached
  • Girl Scouts taught aggressive sales tactics calling them 'wolves' and 'sharks'
Moments:
  • Tre revealed he broke a guy's penis by throwing him on his chest during ejection
  • William requested Tre play-act a bar ejection scenario; Tre struggled with improvisation
6

Arash Tadjiki

Set: Arash did 58 seconds about moving to the US from Iran in 2001, bad timing with 9/11 bullying, Colin Powell, and the show ending abruptly. First time in Austin after 5 years in Salt Lake City.

Interview: Arash discussed being Iranian-American, his parents being chemists, living in Turkey and Australia, his job as a programmer in video games, his Iranian girlfriend who's a dentist, and being uncomfortable with dancing.

Bits:
  • Moved to US April 2001, few months later realized childhood would be rough
Moments:
  • Arash expressed regret saying his name on stage given political timing
  • Tony offered Arash a secret show gig after his set
7

Gabe Kaye

Set: Gabe Kaye, a pastor's kid, did two years of stand-up with material about church girls, hand jobs in youth rooms, and sex with salvation urgency. Moved from San Jose to Austin.

Interview: Gabe discussed his wife who's an industrial engineer at Google, his polyamorous explorations with 3Fun app, full-time stand-up without income, getting COVID, and working in Pflugerville gigs.

Bits:
  • Rushed paranoid guilt-ridden hand job in youth room back of Wednesday night
  • Bad girls became personal projects, nastier acts corresponded with soul danger
Moments:
  • Tony made multiple jokes comparing Gabe to a fat Jesus and donut holes
  • Gabe revealed he and wife are exploring polyamory with other couples via 3Fun
8

Mike Ivy

Set: Mike did 14 years of stand-up, opening about being a weird Black guy who likes Wu-Tang and anime. He did an extended Game of Thrones quote that got him kicked out of HEB.

Interview: Mike moved to Austin 3 weeks ago, was a Jehovah's Witness as a kid, classically trained chef specializing in Chinese fried rice, homeless as a child, drives a salvage Scion, and had an accomplished girlfriend with a doctorate on slow lorises.

Bits:
  • Extended Game of Thrones 'Winterfell' quote recitation causes HEB ejection
Moments:
  • Mike mentioned his ex-girlfriend was world's premier authority on slow lorises
  • Panel joked about Mike's neck cracking 40 times a day from cooking
9

Lauren Jameson

Set: Lauren returned after bombing in LA, doing redemption set with jokes about Abbott's border wall, Disney remakes with diverse casting, and making a Little Mermaid drowning joke.

Interview: Lauren disclosed she drives a Corvette from San Diego to LA in 45 minutes, previously lived in Mexico doing eco-tourism cleanup work, was a drunken motorcyclist hit-and-run victim, and is dating Ryan Joseph (another comedian).

Bits:
  • Governor Abbott's border vehicles don't stop immigrants who can hotwire cars
  • Cinderella remake with Mexican maid: 'glass cleaner' instead of slipper
Moments:
  • Lauren made controversial joke about Little Mermaid with Black actress drowning
  • William revealed he knew about Lauren dating Ryan Joseph and questioned her
10

Swiggy

Set: Swiggy, on two hits of LSD at 3pm, did a set about getting a massage thinking the masseuse was a sex-trafficked victim, tried to 'save' her but finished anyway.

Interview: Swiggy is 33, from Philadelphia, works at Terry Black's barbecue, recently moved to Austin in May, does stand-up for the first time on this show, has a show coming at Green Jay tomorrow, last name is Pearl Swig (Jewish).

Bits:
  • Thought massage therapist was sex-trafficked, tried to save her mid-sex
Moments:
  • Swiggy smoked LSD vape pen on stage with William taking a hit
  • Swiggy discussed 48-year-old woman from Terry Black's, relationships, and roommate dynamics
11

David Lucas

Regular

Set: David Lucas opened with R. Kelly incarceration material, defending him for peeing on people and comparing it to women's 'squirting'. Made controversial cancellation commentary.

Interview: David discussed recent Denver and Rogan shows, upcoming gigs including Thursday secret show, his fashion choices, toe comment, and reconnected with William Montgomery about their 'Brothers in Cursive' podcast.

Bits:
  • R. Kelly shouldn't be canceled for peeing when women do 'squirt'
  • Would sacrifice mother for remix to Ignition, won't cancel R. Kelly
Moments:
  • Tony and panel roasted David's colorful outfit extensively
  • William and David discussed their 'Brothers in Cursive' podcast and need for co-headlining tour