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Kill Tony #529 — William Montgomery

📅 October 11, 2021 📍 Austin, TX Vulcan Gas Company 🎤 12 comedians ⭐ 3 regulars

Guests: William Montgomery

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Hans opened with observations about being a minority and racism, made jokes about white pride, the Middle East, and hating Jews. He maintained absurdist humor throughout.

Interview: Tony and panel discussed Hans's pea coat, his on-again off-again relationship with Paige, and his recent gaming wins. William expressed concern about Hans's atheist jokes and invited him to church.

Bits:
  • I don't see race, only smell it—especially in Ubers
  • White pride should involve castles and yodeling, not Nazis
Moments:
  • William expressed genuine concern about Hans's atheist jokes and invited him to church
  • Hans revealed he beat his friends at Catan and won $20
2

Stephen Hairston

Set: Stephen wore a bulletproof vest and made jokes about drunk skunks, light beer, and being DEA. The set was somewhat disorganized and drew criticism from the panel.

Interview: Stephen explained his bulletproof vest was from playing Warzone video games. Tony criticized his tick-tock presence and questioned his preparation for the show.

Bits:
  • Drunk skunks smell like weed, not like the saying implies
Moments:
  • Tony expressed strong disdain for mentioning tick-tock, calling it 'the show's n word'
  • Tony made a dark joke about Stephen killing himself for tick-tock views
3

Braden Paul

Set: Braden's first-ever stand-up set included dark jokes about a baby dying from diaper rash, Planned Parenthood, and genealogy companies for inbreds. He forgot material and seemed nervous.

Interview: Tony praised Braden's premise but criticized the execution. They discussed his insurance job, fiancée Hannah in occupational therapy, his kegerator, and a dorm shower birth story.

Bits:
  • Baby cremation is ironic because baby powder could have saved it
  • Genealogy company '47' for people with extra chromosomes targeting those who won't reach 11
Moments:
  • Braden revealed he forgot most of his set due to nervousness
  • William Montgomery unexpectedly praised Braden's set, causing Tony to joke that William was paid
4

Strategy

Set: Strategy discussed loyalty in relationships and threesomes, using repetition of 'loyalty' that became rap-like. First-time stand-up from a DJ with 12 years in the industry.

Interview: Strategy revealed he's a nightclub DJ from Houston via Chicago, offered Hans Kim money for a podcast, discussed his tattooed breasts, and talked about threesomes and double blow jobs.

Bits:
  • Loyalty is waking up girlfriend to intrude on her being blown by stranger
Moments:
  • Strategy had tattoo of real woman's breasts on his arm with special hidden photo trick
  • Panel discussed double blow job definitions extensively
5

Tre Pack

Set: Tre Pack did four years of consistent stand-up, opening with girl scout cookie season and aggressive sales tactics toward kids. Strong material about manipulative marketing.

Interview: Tre discussed his weight loss challenge (down 16 pounds in one week from quitting Mountain Dew), his bouncer background, his broken penis story from throwing a guy out, and his plan to work door at Rogan's club.

Bits:
  • Girl Scout troop mom told kid 'big spender' when Tre approached
  • Girl Scouts taught aggressive sales tactics calling them 'wolves' and 'sharks'
Moments:
  • Tre revealed he broke a guy's penis by throwing him on his chest during ejection
  • William requested Tre play-act a bar ejection scenario; Tre struggled with improvisation
6

Arash Tadjiki

Set: Arash did 58 seconds about moving to the US from Iran in 2001, bad timing with 9/11 bullying, Colin Powell, and the show ending abruptly. First time in Austin after 5 years in Salt Lake City.

Interview: Arash discussed being Iranian-American, his parents being chemists, living in Turkey and Australia, his job as a programmer in video games, his Iranian girlfriend who's a dentist, and being uncomfortable with dancing.

Bits:
  • Moved to US April 2001, few months later realized childhood would be rough
Moments:
  • Arash expressed regret saying his name on stage given political timing
  • Tony offered Arash a secret show gig after his set
7

Gabe Kaye

Set: Gabe Kaye, a pastor's kid, did two years of stand-up with material about church girls, hand jobs in youth rooms, and sex with salvation urgency. Moved from San Jose to Austin.

Interview: Gabe discussed his wife who's an industrial engineer at Google, his polyamorous explorations with 3Fun app, full-time stand-up without income, getting COVID, and working in Pflugerville gigs.

Bits:
  • Rushed paranoid guilt-ridden hand job in youth room back of Wednesday night
  • Bad girls became personal projects, nastier acts corresponded with soul danger
Moments:
  • Tony made multiple jokes comparing Gabe to a fat Jesus and donut holes
  • Gabe revealed he and wife are exploring polyamory with other couples via 3Fun
8

Mike Ivy

Set: Mike did 14 years of stand-up, opening about being a weird Black guy who likes Wu-Tang and anime. He did an extended Game of Thrones quote that got him kicked out of HEB.

Interview: Mike moved to Austin 3 weeks ago, was a Jehovah's Witness as a kid, classically trained chef specializing in Chinese fried rice, homeless as a child, drives a salvage Scion, and had an accomplished girlfriend with a doctorate on slow lorises.

Bits:
  • Extended Game of Thrones 'Winterfell' quote recitation causes HEB ejection
Moments:
  • Mike mentioned his ex-girlfriend was world's premier authority on slow lorises
  • Panel joked about Mike's neck cracking 40 times a day from cooking
9

Lauren Jameson

Set: Lauren returned after bombing in LA, doing redemption set with jokes about Abbott's border wall, Disney remakes with diverse casting, and making a Little Mermaid drowning joke.

Interview: Lauren disclosed she drives a Corvette from San Diego to LA in 45 minutes, previously lived in Mexico doing eco-tourism cleanup work, was a drunken motorcyclist hit-and-run victim, and is dating Ryan Joseph (another comedian).

Bits:
  • Governor Abbott's border vehicles don't stop immigrants who can hotwire cars
  • Cinderella remake with Mexican maid: 'glass cleaner' instead of slipper
Moments:
  • Lauren made controversial joke about Little Mermaid with Black actress drowning
  • William revealed he knew about Lauren dating Ryan Joseph and questioned her
10

Swiggy

Set: Swiggy, on two hits of LSD at 3pm, did a set about getting a massage thinking the masseuse was a sex-trafficked victim, tried to 'save' her but finished anyway.

Interview: Swiggy is 33, from Philadelphia, works at Terry Black's barbecue, recently moved to Austin in May, does stand-up for the first time on this show, has a show coming at Green Jay tomorrow, last name is Pearl Swig (Jewish).

Bits:
  • Thought massage therapist was sex-trafficked, tried to save her mid-sex
Moments:
  • Swiggy smoked LSD vape pen on stage with William taking a hit
  • Swiggy discussed 48-year-old woman from Terry Black's, relationships, and roommate dynamics
11

David Lucas

Regular

Set: David Lucas opened with R. Kelly incarceration material, defending him for peeing on people and comparing it to women's 'squirting'. Made controversial cancellation commentary.

Interview: David discussed recent Denver and Rogan shows, upcoming gigs including Thursday secret show, his fashion choices, toe comment, and reconnected with William Montgomery about their 'Brothers in Cursive' podcast.

Bits:
  • R. Kelly shouldn't be canceled for peeing when women do 'squirt'
  • Would sacrifice mother for remix to Ignition, won't cancel R. Kelly
Moments:
  • Tony and panel roasted David's colorful outfit extensively
  • William and David discussed their 'Brothers in Cursive' podcast and need for co-headlining tour
12

William Montgomery

Regular

Interview: William Montgomery appeared as the main guest and regular, discussed his sobriety (3 months sober, addicted to raisin bread), provided roasts and feedback to bucket pull comedians, and invited Hans to church.

Moments:
  • William invited Hans Kim to church and offered to start a church podcast together
  • William expressed concern about various comedians' life choices and safety