Mike Ivy
Mike Ivy has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Loves Chick-fil-A, jokes about fast food chains based on cults (Scientology tacos, Jehovah's Witness DoorDash), tempts Chick-fil-A employees with Sunday openings and upside-down sandwich orders.
- Why not fast food chains based on cults like Scientology tacos.
- Jehovah's Witness DoorDash shows up; burger tastes like Jehovah.
Mike performs material about being a weird Black guy who likes Magic the Gathering and collard greens. Jokes about trans women and men, and makes Nicaragua pronunciation joke.
- Trans women are women mostly because they won't shut up about it.
- Trans men: too busy getting laid and changing oil like real men.
- White person going to Nicaragua with eight Black guys will wonder if they're lazy.
Mike did 14 years of stand-up, opening about being a weird Black guy who likes Wu-Tang and anime. He did an extended Game of Thrones quote that got him kicked out of HEB.
- Extended Game of Thrones 'Winterfell' quote recitation causes HEB ejection