Kill Tony #528 — Hans Kim

Set: Dressed as Supergirl, discussed her background including parole, carrying concealed, and being pregnant. Made jokes about her appearance and her self-sufficiency regarding masturbation.

Interview: Tony and Hans questioned her outfit choices, her masturbation techniques, her husband situation with William Montgomery, and her work as an 18-wheeler truck driver with her husband.

Set: His wife is a witch; he found rocks in his laundry basket instead of socks, leading to a joke about her getting stoned the night before.

Interview: Six months into stand-up, line cook at a bistro, former army mechanic, got out of the army and moved to Austin for a fresh start with his wife. His parents are teachers; his father had offered him money to move to North Dakota.

Set: Discussed his father's suicide on September 10th four years ago; made dark jokes about the timing, compared child molestation to being a 'white guy thing,' and referenced Michael Jackson and R. Kelly.

Interview: His father killed himself at 63 on September 10th; Colin makes jokes about the timing for better punchlines. Discussed his mother, two unemployed brothers, his new job at a moving company starting Thursday, and cutting hair without a license.

Set: Italian firefighter from Boston; joked about coming from a long line of uneducated construction workers and ancestors. Referenced michelangelo, Leonardo DiCaprio, and union versus non-union workers in Rome.

Interview: Boston firefighter, performed at Boston Garden this weekend, tried to save lives as a paramedic, parents are a cop and flight attendant/real estate agent. Recently went through a three-year breakup; looking for a new job.

Set: Made controversial jokes comparing Walt Disney to Hitler and the Holocaust. Discussed looking like a Hitler Youth and then shifted to Disney characters.

Interview: From Washington D.C., just turned 30, makes money streaming on Twitch with puppets (Misty Fisty and One-Eyed Willy), moved to Austin two months ago, has gotten laid twice since moving, one of first people to get 100 wins on Fall Guys.

Set: Fat guy jokes about fixing his hair to hide weight; DC Comics transgender superhero announcement; story about meeting a transgender person named Alyks at HEB grocery store.

Interview: Six months into stand-up, moved from Boston to Austin a month ago, former drug dealer selling molly and acid, sober from heroin for years, does 12-step program consistently. Got laid twice since moving to Austin, has an earring, is a sober individual.

Set: Grew up wearing a purity ring; made jokes about Plan B and freedom; discussed Pittsburgh and its many bridges. Referenced working at a restaurant and missing Lance Armstrong.

Interview: Works as a waitress at a restaurant Tony ate at, waited on Tony once, from Pittsburgh, worked on Disney cruise ship, had encounters with Portuguese lifeguards, single, sings Beatles covers with the band.

Set: Going through a divorce; wife felt empowered after therapy; she got mad about him not giving head scratches and foot rubs without trying to touch her vagina.

Interview: Three years into stand-up, from Boston (eight years), welder for 11 years but quit, trying part-time jobs instead, interested in kayaking and drugs, has acid tattooed on arm, moved to Austin two weeks ago.

Set: Works the door at Vulcan Gas Company; got called three different names (Triple H, Paul Walker, Joe Rogan) by the same Black guy over three days. Discussed therapy and getting drunk on ex-girlfriend's porch.

Interview: From Columbus Ohio, works door 6-7 days a week, famous for lifting midgets on the show, lost 30 pounds since moving to Austin, plays guitar for 25 years, came from musical family but least skilled musician.

Set: Best man at an interracial wedding (Black groom, white Australian bride); tied the grandfather's tie; grandfather said it was the most pleasant experience after a white man tied a knot around his neck (noose callback).

Interview: First time ever doing stand-up, 11 years in the Army dropping bombs in Hawaii, went to Afghanistan, married with one son turning 2 next month, moved from California to New Braunfels two months ago, owns a Silverado, trained in MMA.

Set: Flew Spirit Airlines for $70 round trip; joked about Spirit having incompetent staff; discussed lack of female firefighters; made observations about gender equality and fires.

Interview: Fifth time doing stand-up in three years, works marketing insurance at a corporate office, has a dog and goes to dog park to talk with other dog owners. Married to Joshua Harris who does MMA and comedy.

Set: Got trapped in a walk-in freezer for 20 minutes while smoking weed; made jokes about kombucha, Jesus Christ being liberal, Butthole Surfers, California gender-neutral toy law, and Caitlyn Jenner's garage sale.

Interview: Opened for Tony and Joe Rogan; ate three and a half loaves of raisin bread since Thursday; watches Wife Swap (initially lied about it), attended Eureka Comedy Festival in California two years, smuggled weed back in luggage, experienced freezer incident in California too.