Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Second appearance of Robolo discussing making his high-production cartel sketch video, collaborating with friends, and incorporating physical comedy elements.
Second appearance of Robolo discussing making his high-production cartel sketch video, collaborating with friends, and incorporating physical comedy elements.
Wears a purple suit. Tells story about being left home with pneumonia at age 14, discovering pornography with disturbing content (orangutan with woman), resulting in inverted erection and ongoing trauma affecting ability to eat bananas or watch Jungle Book.
- Discovered orangutan bestiality porn at age 14, caused boner inversion and lasting trauma.
Robert taught PE to special ed kids, describes characters like Wyatt with Tasmanian Devil energy and tetherball skills, Chris with head stuck to shoulder, heard downer predictions about remedial students' futures.
- Special ed PE class student Wyatt with Tasmanian Devil energy, tetherball
- Student Chris with head stuck to shoulder, nice guy, fruit rollups
- Heard teacher say remedial students wouldn't amount to much
Rob opened with observational material about back massages and WWE wrestlers, then discussed his height and made dark jokes about his mother's death during childbirth using aggressive language.
- Back massage from WWE wrestler would feel good with knots
- Born tall like Lady Gaga; mother died from torn vagina at birth
- Pushes shopping carts, finds diapers in carts, makes baby buffet joke
Comedy about father's addiction to online gaming and verbal abuse; nostalgia for Vin Scully's baseball commentary; brilliant Vin Scully impression as drunk announcer.
- Father's creative vernacular during online gaming losses
- Vin Scully drunk impression: Tommy Lasorda stuffing his face at Dodger dogs
Set performing Manolo parodies with Mexican prostitute character and dark jokes including Epstein reference and musical theater allergy.
- Knock knock joke about Epstein being topical
- Allergic to Cats the musical, sentenced to shitty performance
- Manolo parody about listening to Ariana Grande and no wordplay about her weight