Kill Tony #275 — Marc Maron, Doug Benson
Guests: Marc Maron · Doug Benson
Lineup
Set: Mohinder opened with observational jokes about a car accident with a Chinese guy, Rihanna's forehead, and God. He attempted edgy material about an acid attack victim with antisemitic punchlines, showing structural issues and difficulty landing jokes.
Interview: Tony and panel discovered Mohinder is an Uber driver, actor, and screenwriter on his 8th time performing. They discussed his background (India→New York→Mississippi→LA), his parents' hotel business, and timeline concerns around 2001.
- Car accident with Chinese guy leads to shared blame because both Asian
- God is overrated; thanked mom instead of God for money appearing
- Acid attack victim with antisemitic punchline about being half Jewish
- Mohinder interrupts his own set to add a joke he forgot, Tony grants him time
- Tony reveals Mohinder posted his notes on Twitter the day before, showing he had four prepared jokes
- Panel discusses 2001 timing of parent's move from NY to MS, makes joke about hijackers
Set: Jeff's first time performing. He opened with sincere, needy material about wanting to be liked and an asshole-licking joke. The set was uncomfortable and self-deprecating, establishing his codependency issues.
Interview: Jeff revealed this was his first stand-up attempt after a dare from his roommate. He produces Top 40 pop music that hasn't charted. Panel convinced him to sing Journey's 'Don't Stop Believin'' which went surprisingly well and saved his appearance.
- Claims people don't like him until they lick his asshole
- Walks around parties as sad guy waiting for asshole to be licked
- Panel and Tony convinced Jeff to sing 'Don't Stop Believin'' despite his protests
- Jeff's singing performance unexpectedly impressed the crowd and saved his set
- Tony notes Jeff has done more stand-up than music production in one night
Set: Andrew told a revenge story about running from a man in traffic, stealing his car keys and throwing them in a storm drain. The story was long-winded, took most of his 60 seconds, and lacked clear structure or punchline.
Interview: Discovered Andrew learned about the show while waiting in line. He's a painter of western realism (horses, sunsets, saddles), works in film finance, and has a website andrewroda.com. Panel teased his fashion choices and inferred active dating life.
- Chased by angry man after double-barrel hand gesture, dropped Chinese food
- Stole car keys and threw them in storm drain to escape pursuer
- Tony repeatedly cuts Andrew off for taking too long to finish story
- Surprise guest appearance: the man whose keys Andrew supposedly stole appears on stage
- Panel reveals Andrew's flannel shirt tied around waist is the actual story prop
Set: Rob opened with observational material about back massages and WWE wrestlers, then discussed his height and made dark jokes about his mother's death during childbirth using aggressive language.
Interview: Rob's second appearance on Kill Tony (third time performing this year). He works at Sam's Club collecting shopping carts. Panel discussed his use of profanity, wrestling references, and a story about dating a dog-whisperer who deep-throated his dog.
- Back massage from WWE wrestler would feel good with knots
- Born tall like Lady Gaga; mother died from torn vagina at birth
- Pushes shopping carts, finds diapers in carts, makes baby buffet joke
- Panel criticizes excessive use of the word 'cunt' in his material
- Rob tells story about dog-whisperer girlfriend who made out with his chow chow
- Rob mentions upcoming show in Fresno, Tony questions him about it
Set: Sara opened with Canadian pride, then discussed her one-month sobriety and three-month pregnancy (joking it's over). She did crowd work asking a man what ethnicity she appears to be, got insulted back, then responded with swagger.
Interview: Sara has been performing for 8 months and runs a marketing firm. She admits to being a low-key alcoholic and blackout drinker. Panel invited her to perform at Friday's Ice House show and promoted Kill Tony Toronto (Sept 25-28).
- One-month sober and three-months pregnant, joke is that pregnancy is over
- Crowd work: asks man what ethnicity she is, he says 'out of your league'
- Claims to be a low-key alcoholic and likes to party hard
- Sara pulls up her skirt during interview, Red Band makes inappropriate comments
- Panel buys Sara shots, encouraging drinking despite her sobriety claim
- Mark Maron awkwardly tries to compliment her after set, then denies it
- Red Band invites Sara to perform at Ice House Friday and promotes Toronto Kill Tony
Set: Chaz opened with a morbid joke about losing a kid at an amusement park, getting pregnant on a roller coaster, losing the baby, and the punchline being they didn't buy the family photo because the kid's eyes were closed.
Interview: Chaz works at Yuk Yuk's Vancouver box office for 2 years. Has two pet rabbits named Thumper and Buttercup (later claims they're named Tillion and OC). Has been performing 7 years seriously, 4.5 years focused.
- Lost kid at amusement park, got pregnant on roller coaster, lost baby
- Family photo after miscarriage, kid's eyes were closed so didn't buy it
- Chaz lies about rabbit names, first says Thumper/Buttercup, then Tillion/OC
- Panel discusses rabbit care, potty training, and dietary choices (Cheetos debate)
- Doug asks if Chaz is Canadian after Sara Wren, makes wall joke
Set: Malcolm delivered sharp observational comedy comparing how Black and white people react to losing things, then transitioned to explicit sexual material about fellatio differences between Black and white women.
Interview: Malcolm is a regular performer, first time seen by Mark Maron. He lives with friends/occasionally in his car, uses Planet Fitness as day shelter. Has birthday cake he's saving. Panel discussed his living situation and personal choices.
- Black people lose things loudly, white people calmly order new ones with insurance
- White women swallow cum and look at you; Black women spit it out
- Ages losing things: white people invent it, implies other races stole
- Mark Maron compliments Malcolm's material as 'great job'
- Tony asks if Malcolm's birthday cake will get eaten, Malcolm vague
- Panel discusses Malcolm buying Fourth of July cake and saving it
Set: Tatenda opened with joke about wearing glasses for the bright lights and white people. Did stand-up about his name being mispronounced (Nintendo), then performed a character with accent. Made jokes about polygamy in his home country.
Interview: Tatenda is from Zimbabwe, in US 3 months but attended college here 8 years prior. Has two film degrees (Ithaca and UCLA). Made film 'Zim High' in Zimbabwe (first African teen film not about AIDS/Ebola). Does multiple characters on stage. Lives in LA without steady job.
- Wears glasses because of lights and white people in room
- Name mispronounced as Nintendo, jokes about being fun to play with joystick
- Where he's from, real men have at least four wives
- Tatenda reveals his last name means 'the penis' in his language
- Performs Mortal Kombat Scorpion character with mask, does catchphrase twist
- Tells story of Russian man calling him racial slurs on NYC train
- Says when asked about preferred type of girl, answers 'I prefer human'