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Kill Tony #275 — Marc Maron, Doug Benson

📅 July 2, 2018 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 9 comedians

Guests: Marc Maron · Doug Benson

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Lineup

1

Mohinder Singh

Set: Mohinder opened with observational jokes about a car accident with a Chinese guy, Rihanna's forehead, and God. He attempted edgy material about an acid attack victim with antisemitic punchlines, showing structural issues and difficulty landing jokes.

Interview: Tony and panel discovered Mohinder is an Uber driver, actor, and screenwriter on his 8th time performing. They discussed his background (India→New York→Mississippi→LA), his parents' hotel business, and timeline concerns around 2001.

Bits:
  • Car accident with Chinese guy leads to shared blame because both Asian
  • God is overrated; thanked mom instead of God for money appearing
  • Acid attack victim with antisemitic punchline about being half Jewish
Moments:
  • Mohinder interrupts his own set to add a joke he forgot, Tony grants him time
  • Tony reveals Mohinder posted his notes on Twitter the day before, showing he had four prepared jokes
  • Panel discusses 2001 timing of parent's move from NY to MS, makes joke about hijackers
2

Jeff Harris

Set: Jeff's first time performing. He opened with sincere, needy material about wanting to be liked and an asshole-licking joke. The set was uncomfortable and self-deprecating, establishing his codependency issues.

Interview: Jeff revealed this was his first stand-up attempt after a dare from his roommate. He produces Top 40 pop music that hasn't charted. Panel convinced him to sing Journey's 'Don't Stop Believin'' which went surprisingly well and saved his appearance.

Bits:
  • Claims people don't like him until they lick his asshole
  • Walks around parties as sad guy waiting for asshole to be licked
Moments:
  • Panel and Tony convinced Jeff to sing 'Don't Stop Believin'' despite his protests
  • Jeff's singing performance unexpectedly impressed the crowd and saved his set
  • Tony notes Jeff has done more stand-up than music production in one night
3

Andrew Roda

Set: Andrew told a revenge story about running from a man in traffic, stealing his car keys and throwing them in a storm drain. The story was long-winded, took most of his 60 seconds, and lacked clear structure or punchline.

Interview: Discovered Andrew learned about the show while waiting in line. He's a painter of western realism (horses, sunsets, saddles), works in film finance, and has a website andrewroda.com. Panel teased his fashion choices and inferred active dating life.

Bits:
  • Chased by angry man after double-barrel hand gesture, dropped Chinese food
  • Stole car keys and threw them in storm drain to escape pursuer
Moments:
  • Tony repeatedly cuts Andrew off for taking too long to finish story
  • Surprise guest appearance: the man whose keys Andrew supposedly stole appears on stage
  • Panel reveals Andrew's flannel shirt tied around waist is the actual story prop
4

Robert Thompson

Set: Rob opened with observational material about back massages and WWE wrestlers, then discussed his height and made dark jokes about his mother's death during childbirth using aggressive language.

Interview: Rob's second appearance on Kill Tony (third time performing this year). He works at Sam's Club collecting shopping carts. Panel discussed his use of profanity, wrestling references, and a story about dating a dog-whisperer who deep-throated his dog.

Bits:
  • Back massage from WWE wrestler would feel good with knots
  • Born tall like Lady Gaga; mother died from torn vagina at birth
  • Pushes shopping carts, finds diapers in carts, makes baby buffet joke
Moments:
  • Panel criticizes excessive use of the word 'cunt' in his material
  • Rob tells story about dog-whisperer girlfriend who made out with his chow chow
  • Rob mentions upcoming show in Fresno, Tony questions him about it
5

Sara Wren

Set: Sara opened with Canadian pride, then discussed her one-month sobriety and three-month pregnancy (joking it's over). She did crowd work asking a man what ethnicity she appears to be, got insulted back, then responded with swagger.

Interview: Sara has been performing for 8 months and runs a marketing firm. She admits to being a low-key alcoholic and blackout drinker. Panel invited her to perform at Friday's Ice House show and promoted Kill Tony Toronto (Sept 25-28).

Bits:
  • One-month sober and three-months pregnant, joke is that pregnancy is over
  • Crowd work: asks man what ethnicity she is, he says 'out of your league'
  • Claims to be a low-key alcoholic and likes to party hard
Moments:
  • Sara pulls up her skirt during interview, Red Band makes inappropriate comments
  • Panel buys Sara shots, encouraging drinking despite her sobriety claim
  • Mark Maron awkwardly tries to compliment her after set, then denies it
  • Red Band invites Sara to perform at Ice House Friday and promotes Toronto Kill Tony
6

Chaz Beauloo

Set: Chaz opened with a morbid joke about losing a kid at an amusement park, getting pregnant on a roller coaster, losing the baby, and the punchline being they didn't buy the family photo because the kid's eyes were closed.

Interview: Chaz works at Yuk Yuk's Vancouver box office for 2 years. Has two pet rabbits named Thumper and Buttercup (later claims they're named Tillion and OC). Has been performing 7 years seriously, 4.5 years focused.

Bits:
  • Lost kid at amusement park, got pregnant on roller coaster, lost baby
  • Family photo after miscarriage, kid's eyes were closed so didn't buy it
Moments:
  • Chaz lies about rabbit names, first says Thumper/Buttercup, then Tillion/OC
  • Panel discusses rabbit care, potty training, and dietary choices (Cheetos debate)
  • Doug asks if Chaz is Canadian after Sara Wren, makes wall joke
7

Malcolm Hatchett

Set: Malcolm delivered sharp observational comedy comparing how Black and white people react to losing things, then transitioned to explicit sexual material about fellatio differences between Black and white women.

Interview: Malcolm is a regular performer, first time seen by Mark Maron. He lives with friends/occasionally in his car, uses Planet Fitness as day shelter. Has birthday cake he's saving. Panel discussed his living situation and personal choices.

Bits:
  • Black people lose things loudly, white people calmly order new ones with insurance
  • White women swallow cum and look at you; Black women spit it out
  • Ages losing things: white people invent it, implies other races stole
Moments:
  • Mark Maron compliments Malcolm's material as 'great job'
  • Tony asks if Malcolm's birthday cake will get eaten, Malcolm vague
  • Panel discusses Malcolm buying Fourth of July cake and saving it
9

Tatenda Mbudzi

Set: Tatenda opened with joke about wearing glasses for the bright lights and white people. Did stand-up about his name being mispronounced (Nintendo), then performed a character with accent. Made jokes about polygamy in his home country.

Interview: Tatenda is from Zimbabwe, in US 3 months but attended college here 8 years prior. Has two film degrees (Ithaca and UCLA). Made film 'Zim High' in Zimbabwe (first African teen film not about AIDS/Ebola). Does multiple characters on stage. Lives in LA without steady job.

Bits:
  • Wears glasses because of lights and white people in room
  • Name mispronounced as Nintendo, jokes about being fun to play with joystick
  • Where he's from, real men have at least four wives
Moments:
  • Tatenda reveals his last name means 'the penis' in his language
  • Performs Mortal Kombat Scorpion character with mask, does catchphrase twist
  • Tells story of Russian man calling him racial slurs on NYC train
  • Says when asked about preferred type of girl, answers 'I prefer human'