Kill Tony Erik Griffin
Guests: Erik Griffin
Lineup
Set: Garcia discussed throwing something at a friend on mushrooms and the ensuing paranoia about something jumping inside him.
Interview: Panel discussed his name structure with joking about the racial makeup of the name parts.
- Don't throw things at people on mushrooms; friend thought something crawled inside him.
- Panel made jokes about his name structure
Set: Ahlamo discussed wearing Magnum condoms for the job he wants, not the one he has, and joked about voodoo dolls being used for nice things.
Interview: Tony and panel learned he's from Philadelphia, does stand-up for just over a year, and special skill is eating things.
- Wearing Magnum condoms for the job you want, not the job you have.
- Voodoo dolls should be used for nice things like jerking somebody off.
- Ran short on his minute and didn't fill the full time
Set: Woods discussed being named after Coming to America, recently coming out as gay, having bad gaydar, and his approach to pursuing men discreetly.
Interview: Panel discussed his dating approach, sexual orientation journey, and Tony flirtation, with Jeremiah offering positive feedback.
- Got caught being gay, forgot to lock the door, entered the closet discovery.
- Gay men skip and suck dick simultaneously but it's complicated.
- Approach to asking Tony out: yo dude you want to do gay stuff?
- Set took a creepy turn pursuing Tony Hinchcliffe
- Segment Let's Get Dirty with Red Band introduced
Set: Keren discussed his DNA test results showing Black and White heritage, cerebral palsy giving him special strength, and being a wrestler in high school.
Interview: Panel gave sincere praise for his confidence and delivery despite cerebral palsy, encouraged him to keep performing.
- Mom said I was special; cerebral palsy made it literal.
- Never had a workout; cerebral palsy gives strength of 10 men.
- Wrestlers would look at me like Gatorade commercial: he's doing it.
- Sincere moment from Joel about his delivery and confidence despite disability
- Awarded t-shirt after strong performance
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Set: Afrodyete discussed staying at the Cecil Hotel while homeless for 8 days, being traumatized by its dark history of deaths and serial killers.
Interview: Panel criticized her unclear delivery and vocal inflections, suggesting she work on punchlines and clarity of material.
- Stayed 8 days at Cecil Hotel; possibly met serial killer Richard Ramirez.
- Delivery criticized as unclear with poor vocal inflections
- Completely unhinged interview with edgy political commentary and made-up words
Set: Simon discussed being raised by lesbians, having three dads, learning no one deserves a stepparent, and comparing stepparents to a sibling who bangs your mom.
Interview: Panel asked about his appearance looking like a lesbian, his mothers' masculinity level, and childhood experiences with his gay parents.
- Raised by lesbians with two moms and three dads; birth through two vaginas.
- Stepparent is just a big sibling that bangs your mom.
- Moms treated Old Navy like a fashion police force during cargo shortage wars.
- Panel appreciated his premise and set structure
Set: Macofsky discussed tying cherry stems with her tongue to impress guys, having two older sisters, boyfriend meeting them, and insecurity about boyfriend's interest.
Interview: Panel complimented her material and asked about her touring schedule in Phoenix and Orlando, awarded t-shirt.
- Tying cherry stems with tongue doesn't impress guys; they picture dick wrapped like bowtie.
- Boyfriend wants to hang with sisters more; worried he wants to date them.
- Tony left stage mid-show; feminist Tanya character emerged with wig and sign
- Awarded t-shirt for performance
Set: Valdez, a very short 22-year-old, discussed attempting to hang himself to get taller, getting an erection, achieving an orgasm, and asking if height affects orgasm intensity.
Interview: Panel joked about his height, discussed his dating a 5'11" woman, family size, and whether he'd want to be taller.
- Tried hanging to get taller; got erection and orgasm instead.
- Does height affect orgasm intensity for tall people versus short people?
- Feminist Tanya character bench-pressed tiny comedian
Set: Smalls performed the One Chip Challenge with Carolina Reaper pepper, then did two minutes about breakup free time leading to sexual deviance and masturbation habits.
Interview: Panel was shocked by his performance while eating the hottest chip in the world, he showed physical signs of burning, awarded regular spot.
- Breakup free time plus man equals destroyed Bed Bath & Beyond towels.
- Favorite porn is interracial; white girls look at black dicks like worthy adversary.
- Watched so much porn that YouTube suggestions are random normal videos.
- Completed One Chip Challenge and delivered strong two-minute set
- Awarded regular spot on Kill Jeremiah after challenge performance