Kill Tony Steve-O, Kirk Fox
Guests: Steve-O · Kirk Fox
Lineup
Set: 25-year-old Mexican from Long Beach who doesn't speak Spanish works at PF Changs. Makes jokes about Mexicans being sneaky, his coworkers' disappointment, and dating.
Interview: Tony explores Jason's lack of Spanish fluency, his dating life, and heritage. Jason reveals he only knows a few Spanish words and his parents never spoke Spanish to him.
- Mexicans are sneaky; they'll remodel your bathroom without asking
- Doesn't speak Spanish despite being Mexican; coworkers disappointed
- Tony suggests Jason should learn Spanish as a 2018 resolution
Set: First-time comedian makes jokes about having sex with larger women as 'community service' and learning sign language if his girlfriend goes blind. Very rough set with incomplete jokes.
Interview: Tony and panel probe Josh's attraction to larger women, his wrestling background (8 concussions), his dating life, and his work as tax accountant and high school wrestling coach.
- Sex with larger women feels like community service
- If girlfriend went blind, would learn sign language to vent affairs
- Josh reveals he wrestled for 10 years and had 8 concussions
- Tony and panel extensively coach Josh on his joke logic
Set: 23-year-old video editor from Vegas who sold plasma when unemployed. Makes jokes comparing expenses to pints of blood and mentions being a gallon away from a Europe trip.
Interview: Tony learns Kyle is a video editor in LA, drives a 2004 Jaguar, has a fiancée who works at a wax museum, and discusses his weight and health habits.
- When broke, calculates life expenses in pints of blood plasma
- A gallon away from trip to Europe, fading in and out
- Kyle reveals he participated in dangerous drug trial for $2000
- Tony coaches Kyle about his comedic timing and appearance
Sam Buck
Set: Makes dark jokes about deaf children's warning signs and compares to putting disability signs on everyone's houses. Very short set at 53 seconds, fourth time performing.
Interview: Sam reveals he works three jobs: sandwich maker, production assistant for Harvard films, and teaches archery to kids. Panel extensively jokes about his appearance and job situations.
- Deaf children signs publicly announce disability unlike other disabilities
- Ex-girlfriend's house would have sign: 'huge bitch'
- Tony extensively probes Sam's archery teaching methods with children
- Extended interview about Sam's breakup and explicit text from ex
Set: 30-year-old half-Filipino Navy veteran makes jokes about being asked his ethnicity and taking easy Chicano Studies class where the answer is always 'racial injustice'.
Interview: Tony learns Mike served 7 years as Intel specialist (made PowerPoints), is married to another Navy Intel specialist, gained weight, and lost his wedding ring.
- Asked what kind of Asian; claims college scholarship determines ethnicity
- In Chicano Studies, answer to every question is racial injustice
- Mike calls his mom on speakerphone during interview; she doesn't answer
Set: Regular performer who does new material weekly. Jokes about people who believe in crystals and chain messages from her dad about bad luck.
Interview: Ali reveals her boyfriend just told her he loves her two months into dating and she said it back after he kissed her. Tony probes her feelings and past relationships.
- People believe more in crystals than actually owning them
- Dad sent chain message; he won't live long to worry about curses
- Ali discusses newly expressed love from boyfriend in car
- Ali mentions manifesting Lil Uzi Vert by talking about him on show
Set: Known as Wee Man from Jackass, performs first stand-up set on Kill Tony. Stories about yoga class with a woman with poor hygiene and confronting her.
Interview: Tony asks about his stand-up aspirations, yoga habits, and personal life. Wee Man discusses his five-year plan to build acreage property and his commitment to continued performing.
- Woman's dirty yoga mat smelled terrible; had to ask her to wash it
- Hot girl next to him in yoga class was better
- Wee Man makes his official Kill Tony stand-up debut
- Tony invites Wee Man to return anytime to test material
Set: 23-year-old nervous comedian from Washington tells stories about tough guys' handshakes, perverted uncles, and that his mom did drugs/drank while pregnant with him.
Interview: Tony extensively interviews Dakota about his dating life, Tinder experiences including encounter with 45-year-old woman at motel, work at AMC theater, and living with parents.
- Tough guys shake hands hard to prove their hand could kick ass
- Mom's uterus was best party ever due to drugs/strobe lights
- Uncles ask which female cousin is hottest; inappropriate
- Tony extensively probes Dakota's Tinder date at motel with 45-year-old
- Aphrodite heckles asking if Dakota has small penis