Daniel Valdez
Daniel Valdez has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Short 40-second set about being short, having type 1 diabetes diagnosed unexpectedly, and making jokes about his height and medical condition.
- Dropped out of school in second grade, explaining his short height.
- Recently diagnosed with type 1 diabetes described as 'adding insult to injury'.
Daniel, a dwarf magician, joked about losing bottom half in magic trick, being the Indian in the Cupboard, limited life choices (comedy, R2D2, suicide), and trying to hang himself to elongate spine.
- Three life choices when small: comedy, R2D2, or suicide
- Tried hanging self to elongate spine instead of for suicide
Valdez, a very short 22-year-old, discussed attempting to hang himself to get taller, getting an erection, achieving an orgasm, and asking if height affects orgasm intensity.
- Tried hanging to get taller; got erection and orgasm instead.
- Does height affect orgasm intensity for tall people versus short people?