Rachel Dee
Rachel Dee has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Substitute teacher discusses resting nice face, Midwest upbringing, and white trash culture. References military parents, personal observations about regional stereotypes.
- Nobody tells you you're white trash growing up; you figure it out yourself.
- Childhood vacations were just cool bars where you could take kids.
Rachel told jokes about being a 40-year-old woman who is horny, wanting an 18-year-old boy inside her, getting fired by the Catholic Church for this joke after a student found the Kill Tony clip.
- At 40, horny, wants 18-year-old boy inside her
- Fired by Catholic Church for wanting to sleep with adults, not kids
Rachel joked about having 6'2" 14-year-old son, parenting like parole, using dryer as babysitting, reminding son he's lucky (three abortions would've been too many).
- Parenting like parole; need escape via ambient babysitting in dryer
- Son lucky only one too many abortions, not three