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Kill Tony #328 — Bert Kreischer

📅 February 25, 2019 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 12 comedians ⭐ 3 regulars

Guests: Bert Kreischer

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Lineup

Interview: Bert discussed his Netflix special 'The Machine,' upcoming tour dates, his friendship with Brody Stevens, and interactions with the band characters throughout the episode.

Moments:
  • Bert revealed he lived in Seattle when Kurt Cobain was alive
  • Bert discussed getting a free Ludwig drum kit and the debut with the new chair
2

Corbin Wilson

Set: Corbin told jokes about texting at an open mic, a comedian catching him and asking for the unflattering video, and material about making privileged white kids.

Interview: Discussed his background from Torrance/Costa Mesa, his mom's promotion at Red Robin to regional manager in Seattle, and his current server job at an indie restaurant called the Country Club.

Bits:
  • Texting at open mic about bombing comedian, text read 'worst comedy set'
  • Made woke joke about not needing to make more privileged white kids
Moments:
  • Brody Stevens sound effects triggered unexpectedly during interview about Red Robin
  • Tony interrupted Corbin's jokes offering feedback on open mic material
3

Mary Romero

Set: Mary told jokes about moving to LA to pursue comedy, being unemployed for seven months, her mom catching her masturbating, being called thick, and upper lip sweat from nervousness.

Interview: Discussed her move from Pennsylvania four months ago, starting comedy in York, working as a barista at Tortoni Cafe, and her hobby of attending live game shows.

Bits:
  • Mom interrupted masturbation with 'birds and bees talk'
  • Guys called her thick, asked if it meant fat, responded with avocado
  • Has really bad upper lip sweat from nervousness on stage
Moments:
  • Tony gave her a free joke about looking like Drew Carey
4

Rachel Dee

Set: Rachel told jokes about being a 40-year-old woman who is horny, wanting an 18-year-old boy inside her, getting fired by the Catholic Church for this joke after a student found the Kill Tony clip.

Interview: Rachel revealed she was fired from her Catholic school teaching job after a sophomore girl found the Kill Tony clip of her joke. She's now unemployed and moving to LA to pursue comedy full-time.

Bits:
  • At 40, horny, wants 18-year-old boy inside her
  • Fired by Catholic Church for wanting to sleep with adults, not kids
Moments:
  • Rachel revealed she was the first person ever fired because of Kill Tony
  • Bert suggested creating YouTube Master Classes teaching literature in a bikini
5

Allie Oleary

Set: Allie told jokes about being an equestrian, now riding dick while wearing riding boots, wearing a onesie/pussy prison, turning into Lois Griffin when cumming, and her virgin-looking boyfriend.

Interview: Discussed moving from Fresno three weeks ago, car got towed, no money, eating spam, boyfriend is white and looks homeless, met Brody Stevens at a Starbucks who gave her advice, has history with heroin addiction.

Bits:
  • Wears riding boots, used to ride horses, now rides dick
  • Turns into Lois Griffin when cumming, says 'Yeah yeah fucking Peter'
  • Boyfriend looks like Down syndrome version of John Lennon
Moments:
  • Allie lifted shirt to show uneven breast size, showed self-consciousness
  • Tony ordered chicken strips for Allie from Comedy Store staff
  • Allie revealed meeting Brody Stevens at Starbucks during recovery from heroin
6

Dayna Kathan

Set: Dayna told jokes about coin-operated laundry in LA, crotchless panties, vaginal discharge thicker than a Frosty, and nearly soiling herself at Trader Joe's.

Interview: Discussed her move to LA from Seattle in July, working in health care sales (capital equipment), previously sold spine implants for five years, just got booked for her first show this Friday.

Bits:
  • Vaginal discharge thicker than a Frosty at Trader Joe's in crotchless panties
Moments:
  • Red Band got very excited at crotchless panties mention
  • Tony and Bert coached Dayna on writing better material and being feminist
  • Dayna revealed her mother died and brother died in car accident
7

Nabil the Extremist

Set: Nabil told jokes about being Palestinian, suicide bombing payment vs. Walmart slip-and-fall lawsuits, 72 virgins, and bomb-proofing his sausage.

Interview: Discussed 10 years doing stand-up, opened a Kansas-style barbecue restaurant in North Hollywood that he recently sold, visited Palestine last month where he rode a camel.

Bits:
  • Suicide bombing pays $20k, Walmart slip-and-fall pays more
  • 72 virgins waiting, asks what they look like and how to bang them
Moments:
  • Tony recognized Nabil from 10 years ago hosting at the original room
  • Nabil discussed donkey taxis in Palestine as transportation
8

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William told jokes about buying cocaine at ATM with friend, addiction to candy cigarettes, and robbing garage sales because it's easy to steal from old ladies.

Interview: Discussed his new boss at storage unit where he works wanting him to trim his beard, an old man at storage unit pulling a leather pouch he thought was a gun, Memphis Tennessee background with older brother and two younger brothers.

Bits:
  • Buddy and him at ATM, can't get $30 out, debating amounts
  • Addicted to robbing garage sales because it's so easy
Moments:
  • William revealed he wears Doctor Who TARDIS pajama pants under his pants
  • Bert offered William spots on Body Shots World Tour if wearing no underwear
9

Rich Gibbs

Set: Rich told jokes about his mom leaving for hair 15 years ago and never returning, not wanting his last name Tucker to avoid being Dick Tucker, being raised by great grandma upset about white girlfriends, claiming it's reparations.

Interview: Discussed bartending at Two Bit Circus (VR arcade bar), no current girlfriend, preference for pale skin with red hair and freckles, meeting celebrities like Terry Crews at his job for America's Got Talent event.

Bits:
  • Mom left for hair 15 years ago, never came back
  • Won't use dad's last name Tucker because of Dick Tucker
  • Grandma upset about white girlfriends, calls it reparations
Moments:
  • Rich revealed Doctor Who fandom with TARDIS tattoo and pajama pants
10

Jeremiah Watkins

RegularPanel

Interview: Jeremiah was part of the band dressed as Viagra the Horny, a homeless wizard character. He plugged his podcast 'Jeremiah Wonders' and upcoming Kansas City headlining dates March 14-16.

Moments:
  • Jeremiah stayed in character as Viagra the Horny throughout entire episode
11

Joel Jimenez

RegularPanel

Interview: Joel was part of the band dressed as Johoras the Powerful, a homeless wizard character. He received sponsorship from Ludwig Drums and debuted a free Ludwig drum set with a special chair at the episode.

Moments:
  • Joel debuted free Ludwig drum kit with special chair as tribute to Brody Stevens
12

Chroma Chris

Panel

Interview: Chroma Chris was part of the band dressed as Gorlok the Warlock, a homeless wizard character. He expressed gratitude for being part of the show's family at the end.

Moments:
  • Chroma Chris stayed in character as Gorlok the Warlock throughout episode