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Kill Tony #328 — Bert Kreischer

📅 February 25, 2019 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 8 comedians ⭐ 1 regular

Guests: Bert Kreischer

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Lineup

1

Corbin Wilson

Set: Corbin told jokes about texting at an open mic, a comedian catching him and asking for the unflattering video, and material about making privileged white kids.

Interview: Discussed his background from Torrance/Costa Mesa, his mom's promotion at Red Robin to regional manager in Seattle, and his current server job at an indie restaurant called the Country Club.

Bits:
  • Texting at open mic about bombing comedian, text read 'worst comedy set'
  • Made woke joke about not needing to make more privileged white kids
Moments:
  • Brody Stevens sound effects triggered unexpectedly during interview about Red Robin
  • Tony interrupted Corbin's jokes offering feedback on open mic material
2

Mary Romeo

3

Rachel Dee

Set: Rachel told jokes about being a 40-year-old woman who is horny, wanting an 18-year-old boy inside her, getting fired by the Catholic Church for this joke after a student found the Kill Tony clip.

Interview: Rachel revealed she was fired from her Catholic school teaching job after a sophomore girl found the Kill Tony clip of her joke. She's now unemployed and moving to LA to pursue comedy full-time.

Bits:
  • At 40, horny, wants 18-year-old boy inside her
  • Fired by Catholic Church for wanting to sleep with adults, not kids
Moments:
  • Rachel revealed she was the first person ever fired because of Kill Tony
  • Bert suggested creating YouTube Master Classes teaching literature in a bikini
4

Allie Oleary

Set: Allie told jokes about being an equestrian, now riding dick while wearing riding boots, wearing a onesie/pussy prison, turning into Lois Griffin when cumming, and her virgin-looking boyfriend.

Interview: Discussed moving from Fresno three weeks ago, car got towed, no money, eating spam, boyfriend is white and looks homeless, met Brody Stevens at a Starbucks who gave her advice, has history with heroin addiction.

Bits:
  • Wears riding boots, used to ride horses, now rides dick
  • Turns into Lois Griffin when cumming, says 'Yeah yeah fucking Peter'
  • Boyfriend looks like Down syndrome version of John Lennon
Moments:
  • Allie lifted shirt to show uneven breast size, showed self-consciousness
  • Tony ordered chicken strips for Allie from Comedy Store staff
  • Allie revealed meeting Brody Stevens at Starbucks during recovery from heroin
5

Dayna Kathan

Set: Dayna told jokes about coin-operated laundry in LA, crotchless panties, vaginal discharge thicker than a Frosty, and nearly soiling herself at Trader Joe's.

Interview: Discussed her move to LA from Seattle in July, working in health care sales (capital equipment), previously sold spine implants for five years, just got booked for her first show this Friday.

Bits:
  • Vaginal discharge thicker than a Frosty at Trader Joe's in crotchless panties
Moments:
  • Red Band got very excited at crotchless panties mention
  • Tony and Bert coached Dayna on writing better material and being feminist
  • Dayna revealed her mother died and brother died in car accident
6

Nabil the Extremist

Set: Nabil told jokes about being Palestinian, suicide bombing payment vs. Walmart slip-and-fall lawsuits, 72 virgins, and bomb-proofing his sausage.

Interview: Discussed 10 years doing stand-up, opened a Kansas-style barbecue restaurant in North Hollywood that he recently sold, visited Palestine last month where he rode a camel.

Bits:
  • Suicide bombing pays $20k, Walmart slip-and-fall pays more
  • 72 virgins waiting, asks what they look like and how to bang them
Moments:
  • Tony recognized Nabil from 10 years ago hosting at the original room
  • Nabil discussed donkey taxis in Palestine as transportation
7

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William told jokes about buying cocaine at ATM with friend, addiction to candy cigarettes, and robbing garage sales because it's easy to steal from old ladies.

Interview: Discussed his new boss at storage unit where he works wanting him to trim his beard, an old man at storage unit pulling a leather pouch he thought was a gun, Memphis Tennessee background with older brother and two younger brothers.

Bits:
  • Buddy and him at ATM, can't get $30 out, debating amounts
  • Addicted to robbing garage sales because it's so easy
Moments:
  • William revealed he wears Doctor Who TARDIS pajama pants under his pants
  • Bert offered William spots on Body Shots World Tour if wearing no underwear
8

Rich Gibbs

Set: Rich told jokes about his mom leaving for hair 15 years ago and never returning, not wanting his last name Tucker to avoid being Dick Tucker, being raised by great grandma upset about white girlfriends, claiming it's reparations.

Interview: Discussed bartending at Two Bit Circus (VR arcade bar), no current girlfriend, preference for pale skin with red hair and freckles, meeting celebrities like Terry Crews at his job for America's Got Talent event.

Bits:
  • Mom left for hair 15 years ago, never came back
  • Won't use dad's last name Tucker because of Dick Tucker
  • Grandma upset about white girlfriends, calls it reparations
Moments:
  • Rich revealed Doctor Who fandom with TARDIS tattoo and pajama pants