David Paulus
David Paulus has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Third appearance in five weeks; performs Italian-American mobster impression about NFL officiating and domestic violence, doing racist characterizations of players.
- Italian mob unionized NFL officiating; calls plays in Sopranos style
David discusses the Cialis age and older men dating Asian women, claims Asian women will date anyone including trash cans, expresses preference for strong women and muscular CrossFit women.
- Asian women are fallback plan for older white men because they'll date trash cans
- Prefers strong muscular women, wants them to throw him through drywall, mentions HGH and testosterone
Set about being attracted to overweight women, turning 40 and broke, dating women who match his financial/emotional status, and bar encounters with his 'demographic'.
- Fat chick magnet when young with money, now broke recession dating
- Women throw him over shoulder and take him to car for sex
David opened about moving from Detroit to LA and adjusting to gay culture. His joke was about hugging gay men and how they're nervous about where his hands go, contrasted with his own comfort.
- Hugging gay men compared to straight man nervousness about hand placement