Kill Tony #382 — Tim Dillon

Set: Ashley discusses her hoarding issues and using Marie Kondo's method to organize her dildo, folding it into thirds and storing it neatly for future use.

Interview: Tony learns Ashley has been doing stand-up since February 2018, is a transgender woman, worked as a missionary, and shares stories about hobbies with a homeless man in San Francisco.

Set: Kyler, in a wheelchair due to a snowboarding accident, jokes about opioids supplementing his income and the opioid crisis, plus a Forrest Gump reference about feeling like a feather.

Interview: Kyler reveals he was paralyzed from snowboarding 13 years ago, has only been doing stand-up for 4 months, lives in a senior facility due to disability, uses Access ride-sharing, and bumps WiFi from an old neighbor.

Set: Keanan opens with dark suicide jokes, criticizes healthcare and bullet purchases, makes speedball addiction jokes, and compares depression to crippling with snowboarding as the actual crippler.

Interview: Keanan has been doing stand-up for years, is a lighting technician, has battled depression, skateboards, does photography/film, has a girlfriend who is a school psychologist, and appears to weaponize absurdity in interviews.

Set: Bryan, a Native American, jokes about looking like the first lesbian in a Latino gang, references Trail of Tears as a band name, and discusses trust issues with blankets due to historical genocide.

Interview: Bryan is 27, has been doing stand-up for 5 years in LA, visits his family on a reservation in the desert, enjoys horror movies and practical effects, bartends, and is in a relationship with a fellow comedian.

Set: David discusses the Cialis age and older men dating Asian women, claims Asian women will date anyone including trash cans, expresses preference for strong women and muscular CrossFit women.

Interview: David is 45, made a half-million dollar movie called 'Best Thanksgiving Ever' that failed commercially, worked as maitre d' for 15 years, is first-generation Iraqi-American from Detroit, acted in Tyler Perry and 50 Cent films.

Set: Crystal opens with school shooting jokes, makes dark humor about favorite shootings, jokes about men like donated clothing, and references a video game tournament shooting.

Interview: Crystal has been doing stand-up 3 months, is a budtender, hasn't eaten all day, had 3 drinks, smoked marijuana, makes various self-deprecating chest jokes, can flip her eyelids, and admits to being very intoxicated.

Set: William jokes about having strep throat and AIDS, flip cup before immune compromise, watching Asian kids at theme parks, going to psychics, and being in a rap group called Adenoids.

Interview: William reveals he's getting liposuction in 24 hours (72 hours actually), was told not to drink, jokes extensively with Tony about a Wendy's doctor's office scene, admits to living a certain lifestyle before surgery.

Set: Collin jokes about sexual assault prevention courses teaching that ashamed sex is rape, making him a rapist, discusses looking like mayonnaise, has a Black husband, and references bedroom language dynamics.

Interview: Collin is 23, from Mechanicsburg Pennsylvania, only been doing stand-up 6 weeks, lives in his Honda Civic after moving to LA, served 4 years in Air Force working on nuclear missiles in Minot North Dakota, gets $3000/month GI Bill housing allowance.