Kyler Bentley
Kyler Bentley has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Kyler opens with observational humor about living in senior housing while being young, making jokes about hud housing, pedophiles as neighbors, and bingo culture.
- Living in senior facility while young; fits in by feeling like a dirty old man.
- Waiting for neighbor to die for HUD housing voucher; the alleged pedophile is actually a good guy.
- Senior center has two Esthers instead of one; somewhere an Esther is missing.
Kyler performs about being paralyzed, his last words to his dad before the accident ('are you still holding the ladder'), coronavirus worries, and people with COVID being 'stingy' with the virus.
- Last words to dad before paralysis: 'are you still holding the ladder?'
- People with coronavirus are stingy, hoarding it all like 'pass the duchy'.
Kyler, in a wheelchair due to a snowboarding accident, jokes about opioids supplementing his income and the opioid crisis, plus a Forrest Gump reference about feeling like a feather.
- Loves opioid crisis because it supplements his income, feels like feather not Lieutenant Dan
- Song 'Shots' is actually police anthem when rolling through minority neighborhoods
No set recap for this appearance.