Kill Tony #464
Lineup
Set: Kyler performs about being paralyzed, his last words to his dad before the accident ('are you still holding the ladder'), coronavirus worries, and people with COVID being 'stingy' with the virus.
Interview: Tony discusses Kyler's paralysis from a neck break, his ability to draw despite limited hand function, and his drawing of Ryan J. Belt who has drawn over 300 episodes of the show.
- Last words to dad before paralysis: 'are you still holding the ladder?'
- People with coronavirus are stingy, hoarding it all like 'pass the duchy'.
- Kyler presents a drawing he made of Ryan J. Belt, first time anyone has drawn Ryan on the show despite him drawing 300+ episodes.
- Kyler reveals he makes up alternate origin stories for paralysis, favorite being sexual encounter with bodybuilder girlfriend.
Set: Blue Ball discusses quarantine, choosing between Netflix shows and podcasts while masturbating, breaking personal masturbation records, and seeing Bobby Lee's butthole at comedy store benefit performance.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss her sexual nature on stage, her use of imagination vs. visual aids, her five-year drought in relationships, and her recent isolation during quarantine.
- During quarantine broke masturbation records, thought she broke herself until saw Bobby Lee.
- No sex in five years because men hear her jokes and think she's too crazy to date.
- Blue Ball reveals five-year sexual drought and that eharmony matches dried up due to incompatibility in her area.
- Tony suggests Tinder, Blue Ball refuses, leading to discussion of her isolation and recent video work.
Set: David performs about white women protesting Black Lives Matter, compares 'Karen' to racial slurs, and tells story about seeing thick white girl at protest and switching to 'all lives matter.'
Interview: Extended roast battle with Tony covering e-bikes, red band's motorized bike posts, David's beach trips, various roasts about Tony's appearance and David's weight, Japanese language teaching.
- White women comparing 'Karen' to n-word—asks if they got sprayed with fire hose.
- Saw thick white girl at BLM protest, immediately started chanting 'all lives matter'.
- David roasts Tony's appearance multiple times, Tony roasts David back in extended exchange covering e-bikes, cars, appearance, and sexuality.
- David and Tony teach Japanese phrases; David does Japanese accent impressions despite racial sensitivity discussion.
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Set: Mitch performs about having sex while girl's blind dog watches in room, doesn't think that's weird category on pornhub, discusses porn step-family categories and contrasts with reality.
Interview: Mitch discusses his 1998 Jeep TJ breaking down from overheating, racing an 11-year-old at beach, his redneck astrology TikTok, and his experiences at Tenth Planet jiu jitsu with Funk Chow.
- Had sex while girl's blind dog watched; told her to put dog elsewhere but she refused.
- Porn categories exist for step-relations but not for sex while family pet watches—that's weird.
- Mitch reveals Jeep broke down from overheating, needs thermostat or water pump, working on it tomorrow.
- Extended discussion of Jeep TJ model history, Trader Joe's jacket joke, peanut butter marshmallow jelly sandwich debate.
- Mitch teaches Chinese phrase 'wo chi fan' (I miss you), shares Japanese jiu jitsu experience from living in Japan three years.
Set: William performs about having hepatitis C, Victoria's Secret founder giving billion to Epstein, confusing pizza chains, and repeating jokes from previous night's set that killed.
Interview: William discusses being on quadruple probation, why he's angry (his dog died from clorox-poisoned steak), his yellow eyes from hepatitis, strep throat, and his belly button resembling the Death Star.
- Called lights out because I have hepatitis C.
- Papa John's claiming extra-large is actually just large with same toppings—charity scam.
- William was on quadruple Kill Tony probation from management, cast, and crew for previous episode's behavior.
- William reveals his dog Scooby-Doo died two weeks ago from accidentally injected clorox-bleach t-bone steak he fed it.
- Extended discussion of William's belly button resembling the Death Star and Sarlacc Pit from Star Wars.
- William demonstrates making elephant noise, gets called out for repeating set from previous week.