Kill Tony #466 — Donnell Rawlings
Guests: Donnell Rawlings
Lineup
Set: Dave discussed raw-dogging life during pandemic, a Seven Eleven sneeze incident, smiling despite depression in LA, and struggling to fill 60 seconds of material.
Interview: Tony and Donnell discussed Dave's Frisbee hobby, his 16 years in comedy, his time in Cincinnati and New York, and his high school field goal kicking.
- Raw dog in air feels too good, might come right away.
- Seven Eleven sneeze made him almost burn place down during pandemic.
- Can't be sad in LA, depressed people forced to Seattle or NYC.
- Donnell coached Dave on addressing current events in comedy
- Dave revealed he kicked a game winning field goal in high school
Set: David spent most of his set roasting Donnell back-and-forth with insults about appearance, clothing, and age rather than doing traditional stand-up material.
Interview: David and Donnell engaged in extended roasting banter. David revealed he's lost 41 pounds during quarantine, is attempting to stay healthy, and enjoys the fearless energy of their exchanges.
- Donnell looks like he's waiting for blood transfusion, eats blood.
- Donnell's spirit animal is possum; looks like Rafiki's granddaddy.
- Donnell can't button his jacket; camouflage can't hide him.
- Epic roasting battle between David Lucas and Donnell Rawlings that went well over 60 seconds
- Donnell revealed he challenged David to button his jacket for money
- David revealed he lost 41 pounds during quarantine
Set: Smokey discussed dating women with the seven deadly sins, noting that lust and pride work well but more than three sins makes relationships challenging. He made references to angry sex and the Mayan calendar.
Interview: Tony and Donnell learned Smokey is returning after 17 years away, works as a restaurant manager in Anaheim, plays guitar and ukulele, and has never been on a date in LA.
- Women with lust and pride are good; add wrath for angry sex.
- Four deadly sins only works in Tyler Perry movies; avoid envy.
- Simultaneous ejaculation 2012 was end of world fucking thanks Mayans.
- Smokey revealed this was his second time doing stand-up ever, 17 years after first time
- Donnell coached Smokey on the importance of stage time for timing
Set: William did jokes about Spider-Man 2, Bill Clinton and Epstein on planes, Red Band's bathroom, and Tracy Chapman's car. He also made random references to Rambo and performed improvisational tornado impressions.
Interview: Tony and Donnell discovered William is unemployed, swimming at the YMCA, creating a board game called Tornado Twister, and went to an illegal movie theater during the pandemic.
- Donnell loved you in Spider-Man 2; scared dust will call cops.
- Never flew with Bill Clinton and Epstein; too much whining kids.
- Tracy Chapman fast car; maybe we can make deal and get somewhere.
- William performed multiple tornado impressions at Tony's request with sound effects
- Ryan J. Ebelt dropped his light, which Donnell saw as a bad omen
- William revealed his parents' house was damaged in Tennessee tornado
Set: Molly did one-minute of extended butthole jokes, featuring personified butthole characters avoiding anal sex through various tactics like wearing mustaches and playing three-card Monte.
Interview: Tony and Donnell discussed Molly's butthole jokes, her witchcraft practice, spell magic, essential oils, sage/palo santo, and how she conjured her current house.
- Butthole has no-in-out policy; wrote its own policy, not her.
- Gay friends say butthole is portal of pleasures; girlfriends disagree.
- Butthole wore fake mustache to pretend to be dude's mouth.
- Donnell criticized butthole jokes and encouraged witchcraft material instead
- Molly revealed she practices witchcraft and has conjured a house
- Molly grew up in Chicago with Michael Lair
Set: Jeremiah performed the Rambo First Blood final scene monologue with commitment and emotion, covering returning home to protests, friend Joey losing his legs, and waking up confused and weak.
- Jeremiah won the Rambo monologue battle against Michael Lair
- Jeremiah then performed Michael Lair's monologue in his own voice