Collin Shumaker
Collin Shumaker has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Collin jokes about having sex with paraplegic girl, can't run away if she tried, girl couldn't feel anything in vagina, preferred anal, used 'did you fall from Heaven' as pickup line.
- Paraplegic girl couldn't run away, then reveals couldn't feel vagina, prefers anal
- Used 'did you fall from Heaven' pickup line after anal comment
Collin jokes about taking clothes off in front of a girl who said his body wasn't as disgusting as expected. He discusses his views on transgender rights in sports and makes jokes about Pele and Mike Tyson.
- Girl says his body not as disgusting as thought; he went soft
- Female sports only interesting if all men play; mentions Pele and Mayweather
Collin jokes about sexual assault prevention courses teaching that ashamed sex is rape, making him a rapist, discusses looking like mayonnaise, has a Black husband, and references bedroom language dynamics.
- Sexual assault course taught ashamed sex is rape, so he raped every woman he slept with
- Looks like mayonnaise, girls don't wake up proud sleeping with him, has Black husband