Kill Tony #383 — Todd Barry
Guests: Todd Barry
Lineup
Set: Jay discusses a Samsung commercial about battery sharing, expressing skepticism that people actually own multiple Samsung devices to share batteries with strangers.
Interview: Tony and panel determine Jay is 23, from Elkhart Indiana, works in logistics, is a first-timer who admits the joke wasn't well-constructed and lacks a proper punchline.
- Samsung thinks enough people own their products to share batteries with random strangers
- Tony brutal feedback on first attempt
- Revelation that set was unplanned thought, not written
Set: Rhett discusses dating apps as a bigger guy with a dad bod, joking about creating a catfish account. He mentions his gay cousin influenced his personality, allowing him to connect better with girls.
Interview: 23-year-old industrial engineer who just moved to Fort Wayne from Wichita. Recently broke up with girlfriend of 6 years on Valentine's Day via FaceTime.
- Could get more matches if catfish account instead of actual photos
- Gay cousin influence makes him understand Mean Girls to connect with women
- First-time comedian nervous performing near Todd Barry
- Admitted to breaking up with 6-year girlfriend on Valentine's Day
Set: Jacob discusses believing he was straight until realizing he had a pink dildo during sex. He compares pro wrestling to other staged sports like NASCAR, and apologizes for wearing women's deodorant.
Interview: Jacob admits to being pegged by girlfriend, discusses progression from finger to dildo to toe play to full strap-on over time. Describes uncomfortable hotel encounter with detailed sexual experience.
- Thought straight until discovered pink dildo during sex
- Pro wrestling admits staging while other sports like NASCAR hide it
- Extreme sexual detail revelation about girlfriend's toe in butthole
- Tony coaches him through uncomfortable sexual story
Set: Joey recounts his father's catchphrase about masturbation: 'when the little heads read the big head is dead.' He uses it as parenting advice for his kids and jokes about his own fatherhood.
Interview: Third-time performer from Kokomo, Indiana with three kids. UPS truck driver with wife present at show. Demonstrates high kick and discusses his good hair.
- Dad's cryptic sex advice becomes parenting philosophy for own children
- Joey demonstrates high kick on stage, Walter joins
- Tony compliments Joey's camel toe in bathing suit
- Joey pledges to donate his long hair for cancer
Set: Jimmy discusses discovering his blood type is O-negative and jokes about gifting it as Christmas present. Makes jokes about looking like Papa Roach fan, his O-negative blood type, and rock bottom living.
Interview: Three-year experienced comedian from Sydney, Ohio. Delivers pizzas, previously worked in factories. Had stutter growing up that improved with stand-up practice.
- O-negative blood type makes good Christmas present nobody appreciates
- Papa Roach music for listening to before fighting stepdad
- Golden Retriever self-identification fits white family dog stereotype
- Jimmy overcomes childhood stutter through stand-up practice
- Todd Barry praise validates three years of work
Set: Zack discusses being 31 and single, not following natural life progression. Makes jokes about small-town Indiana truck culture, drinking gravy, and rock bottom living.
Interview: Four-year experienced comedian from Pendleton, Indiana who builds custom furniture and art. Previously worked as youth camp director. Single for 4-5 years, recently with someone he bartered furniture to.
- Small-town Indiana obsession with $60k trucks and stock tires
- At rock bottom: drinking gravy, folding cardboard for dipping
- Todd Barry recognizes RV refrigerator company connection
- Zack builds cabin story with kids doing 'Fappening' joke
Set: Taylor discusses inability to make girlfriend orgasm, comparing it to unsuccessful gambling at casino. Acknowledges orgasms aren't girlfriend's responsibility but still affects his confidence.
Interview: First-time comedian, younger brother of Zack. Live-read jokes from phone lock screen during set. Sells RVs, has girlfriend with hip surgery injury from soccer.
- Can't make girlfriend come like gambling at casino with no payout
- Revealed actual jokes written on phone lock screen
- Walter renames him 'dick don't work' as Native American-style name
- Tony unsuccessfully pitches Taylor as RV pitchman
Set: Brian makes dark jokes about obesity in family, pedophiles as doormen, and a racist premise about a Black man stealing mail that he attempts to subvert.
Interview: Large guy in fanny pack reveals Amy Schumer impression. Attempts screenplays about weight struggles and stolen jokes. Must leave for Indianapolis show.
- Obesity and diabetes runs in family because nobody runs
- Pedophiles would be good doormen spotting underage drinkers
- Racist joke setup about Black man stealing mail falls apart
- Brian performs extended Amy Schumer impression with wig and props
- Tony warns Amy Schumer will never be show executive producer
Set: Trevor discusses loving dogs more than humans because they're soft and can't report sexual assault. Jokes about not being from Indiana.
Interview: 24th time performing, from Oneonda Illinois. Works at welding factory making RV parts. Served in US Army Reserve in Kuwait and Iraq 2016.
- Love dogs more than humans because can't report sexual assault
- Trevor reveals military service in Iraq and Kuwait
- Tony roasts entire episode as whitest in show history
Isaiah Grey
Set: Isaiah claims to have been in NWA, jokes about autism from vaccines, being socially awkward. Recounts father's joke: 'I love you son and I'll be back.'
Interview: Five-year experienced comedian. Currently unemployed, fired from restaurant for taking too long on drug test. Has Twitter IH_GRE and Instagram ActionBlackston.
- Got autism from vaccine but at least didn't get polio
- Dad told joke at age 11: 'I love you son and I'll be back'
- Tony requests person of color close show, Isaiah accepts
- Best set of night according to Tony
- Offered guaranteed spot on 9pm show