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Kill Tony #383 — Todd Barry

📅 August 3, 2019 📍 Fort Wayne, IN 🎤 10 comedians

Guests: Todd Barry

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Lineup

1

Jay Kennedy

Set: Jay discusses a Samsung commercial about battery sharing, expressing skepticism that people actually own multiple Samsung devices to share batteries with strangers.

Interview: Tony and panel determine Jay is 23, from Elkhart Indiana, works in logistics, is a first-timer who admits the joke wasn't well-constructed and lacks a proper punchline.

Bits:
  • Samsung thinks enough people own their products to share batteries with random strangers
Moments:
  • Tony brutal feedback on first attempt
  • Revelation that set was unplanned thought, not written
2

Rhett Shimberg

Set: Rhett discusses dating apps as a bigger guy with a dad bod, joking about creating a catfish account. He mentions his gay cousin influenced his personality, allowing him to connect better with girls.

Interview: 23-year-old industrial engineer who just moved to Fort Wayne from Wichita. Recently broke up with girlfriend of 6 years on Valentine's Day via FaceTime.

Bits:
  • Could get more matches if catfish account instead of actual photos
  • Gay cousin influence makes him understand Mean Girls to connect with women
Moments:
  • First-time comedian nervous performing near Todd Barry
  • Admitted to breaking up with 6-year girlfriend on Valentine's Day
3

Jacob Ebay

Set: Jacob discusses believing he was straight until realizing he had a pink dildo during sex. He compares pro wrestling to other staged sports like NASCAR, and apologizes for wearing women's deodorant.

Interview: Jacob admits to being pegged by girlfriend, discusses progression from finger to dildo to toe play to full strap-on over time. Describes uncomfortable hotel encounter with detailed sexual experience.

Bits:
  • Thought straight until discovered pink dildo during sex
  • Pro wrestling admits staging while other sports like NASCAR hide it
Moments:
  • Extreme sexual detail revelation about girlfriend's toe in butthole
  • Tony coaches him through uncomfortable sexual story
4

Joey Squid

Set: Joey recounts his father's catchphrase about masturbation: 'when the little heads read the big head is dead.' He uses it as parenting advice for his kids and jokes about his own fatherhood.

Interview: Third-time performer from Kokomo, Indiana with three kids. UPS truck driver with wife present at show. Demonstrates high kick and discusses his good hair.

Bits:
  • Dad's cryptic sex advice becomes parenting philosophy for own children
Moments:
  • Joey demonstrates high kick on stage, Walter joins
  • Tony compliments Joey's camel toe in bathing suit
  • Joey pledges to donate his long hair for cancer
5

Jimmy Market

Set: Jimmy discusses discovering his blood type is O-negative and jokes about gifting it as Christmas present. Makes jokes about looking like Papa Roach fan, his O-negative blood type, and rock bottom living.

Interview: Three-year experienced comedian from Sydney, Ohio. Delivers pizzas, previously worked in factories. Had stutter growing up that improved with stand-up practice.

Bits:
  • O-negative blood type makes good Christmas present nobody appreciates
  • Papa Roach music for listening to before fighting stepdad
  • Golden Retriever self-identification fits white family dog stereotype
Moments:
  • Jimmy overcomes childhood stutter through stand-up practice
  • Todd Barry praise validates three years of work
6

Zack Garner

Set: Zack discusses being 31 and single, not following natural life progression. Makes jokes about small-town Indiana truck culture, drinking gravy, and rock bottom living.

Interview: Four-year experienced comedian from Pendleton, Indiana who builds custom furniture and art. Previously worked as youth camp director. Single for 4-5 years, recently with someone he bartered furniture to.

Bits:
  • Small-town Indiana obsession with $60k trucks and stock tires
  • At rock bottom: drinking gravy, folding cardboard for dipping
Moments:
  • Todd Barry recognizes RV refrigerator company connection
  • Zack builds cabin story with kids doing 'Fappening' joke

Set: Taylor discusses inability to make girlfriend orgasm, comparing it to unsuccessful gambling at casino. Acknowledges orgasms aren't girlfriend's responsibility but still affects his confidence.

Interview: First-time comedian, younger brother of Zack. Live-read jokes from phone lock screen during set. Sells RVs, has girlfriend with hip surgery injury from soccer.

Bits:
  • Can't make girlfriend come like gambling at casino with no payout
Moments:
  • Revealed actual jokes written on phone lock screen
  • Walter renames him 'dick don't work' as Native American-style name
  • Tony unsuccessfully pitches Taylor as RV pitchman
8

Brian Purcell

Set: Brian makes dark jokes about obesity in family, pedophiles as doormen, and a racist premise about a Black man stealing mail that he attempts to subvert.

Interview: Large guy in fanny pack reveals Amy Schumer impression. Attempts screenplays about weight struggles and stolen jokes. Must leave for Indianapolis show.

Bits:
  • Obesity and diabetes runs in family because nobody runs
  • Pedophiles would be good doormen spotting underage drinkers
Moments:
  • Racist joke setup about Black man stealing mail falls apart
  • Brian performs extended Amy Schumer impression with wig and props
  • Tony warns Amy Schumer will never be show executive producer

Set: Trevor discusses loving dogs more than humans because they're soft and can't report sexual assault. Jokes about not being from Indiana.

Interview: 24th time performing, from Oneonda Illinois. Works at welding factory making RV parts. Served in US Army Reserve in Kuwait and Iraq 2016.

Bits:
  • Love dogs more than humans because can't report sexual assault
Moments:
  • Trevor reveals military service in Iraq and Kuwait
  • Tony roasts entire episode as whitest in show history
10

Isaiah Grey

Set: Isaiah claims to have been in NWA, jokes about autism from vaccines, being socially awkward. Recounts father's joke: 'I love you son and I'll be back.'

Interview: Five-year experienced comedian. Currently unemployed, fired from restaurant for taking too long on drug test. Has Twitter IH_GRE and Instagram ActionBlackston.

Bits:
  • Got autism from vaccine but at least didn't get polio
  • Dad told joke at age 11: 'I love you son and I'll be back'
Moments:
  • Tony requests person of color close show, Isaiah accepts
  • Best set of night according to Tony
  • Offered guaranteed spot on 9pm show