Joey Squid
Joey Squid has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Joey does new material describing himself as a hot lesbian with a beard or Johnny Depp scum rag, then makes jokes about Dodge Ram trucks being for douchey guys and suggesting Dodge Ram drivers suck their boyfriends' dicks.
- Describes himself as hot lesbian with beard or Johnny Depp scum rag.
- Dodge Ram drivers suck their boyfriends' dicks.
Joey recounts his father's catchphrase about masturbation: 'when the little heads read the big head is dead.' He uses it as parenting advice for his kids and jokes about his own fatherhood.
- Dad's cryptic sex advice becomes parenting philosophy for own children
Joey discusses having a drinking problem, his grandmother's Alzheimer's, and social media addiction. He closes with a punchline about his grandmother interrupting him via Facebook while masturbating.
- Dad calls him a functioning alcoholic; he thanks him for the compliment.
- Googling Alzheimer's while smoking weed and jerking off, realizes he has it too.
- Grandmother interrupts him on Facebook right as he's about to climax.