Kill Tony Aaron Kleiber, Ashley Barnhill
Guests: Aaron Kleiber · Ashley Barnhill
Lineup
Set: Joey discusses having a drinking problem, his grandmother's Alzheimer's, and social media addiction. He closes with a punchline about his grandmother interrupting him via Facebook while masturbating.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss Joey's futon references, his UPS job, his mustache resemblance to a cop, and his first-time comedian status. They explore his background and whether he'll pursue comedy seriously.
- Dad calls him a functioning alcoholic; he thanks him for the compliment.
- Googling Alzheimer's while smoking weed and jerking off, realizes he has it too.
- Grandmother interrupts him on Facebook right as he's about to climax.
- First-time comedian; Tony praises how the funniest parts were accidental.
Set: Stephen discusses his crooked hand from a car accident at age 19. He makes jokes about the hand's appearance, comparing it to witchcraft when he masturbates, and discusses reconstructive surgery delays.
Interview: Tony explores the accident details, when it happened, and how Stephen uses his disability in his comedy. They discuss his career doing stand-up from New York and traveling.
- Hand looks like a witch stirring a cauldron when masturbating while high.
- Fingers have two modes: normal and anomaly, useful for fingering girls.
- Stephen was missing from the previous Pittsburgh show; Tony and panel realize he was forgotten from the bucket.
- Panel notes his hand looks relatively normal when holding the mic.
Set: Anthony (Cal) opens with a joke about parkways and driveways, then discusses being single and comparing his relationship to moldy food in a refrigerator. He discusses his pizza delivery and Domino's job history.
Interview: Tony and panel ask about his mullet, why he keeps getting fired from pizza places, delivery stories, masturbation habits, and his life in Fort Wayne managing a rooftop lounge at the Memorial Coliseum.
- Parkway/driveway comparison; comparing ex to moldy food friends want him to eat.
- Tony questions the legitimacy of his mullet; first real mullet he's seen on Kill Tony.
- Panel and Tony push him on topics he's reluctant to discuss; extensive interview about his masturbation and personal life.
Cal Jansen
Set: Will discusses seeing a girl with a deformed vagina on Twitter, his long-lost lesbian cousin at Thanksgiving, and working at a golf course pro shop and superintendent position.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss his golf course job, his age (23), living situation, his brother's gym, personal hygiene, and his comedy career. They coach him on finding better material and suggest he pursue waiting tables.
- Saw girl with deformed vagina on Twitter, compared to earlier comedian's hand.
- Lesbian cousin returns after 10 years; looks like him but manlier.
- Tony extensively coaches Will on his career options, suggesting waiting tables is better than golf course work.
- Panel roasts his appearance, comparing him to Chaz Bono and Ellen.
Set: Steven opens discussing how the world makes him feel like an idiot, using fire extinguishers as an example. He discusses being from Indiana, how Ohio is an older version of Indiana, and does musical theater as stage crew and welder.
Interview: Tony and panel learn Steven is a 24-year-old welder from just north of Indianapolis who works on school bus seats. They discuss his musical theater background, his comedy goals, and compare him to Justin Bieber on heroin.
- Fire extinguishers at gas stations set unrealistic heroism expectations.
- Ohio is just an older, deteriorated version of Indiana.
- Tony praises his set and compares his appearance to Justin Bieber after heroin.
- Tony pulls another name while Steven is still on stage, very rarely done.
Joe Sock
Set: Joe discusses pressure to come inside during sex, being single, urinary tract infections, and his attraction to older women. He also discusses his job in injection molding and his ex-girlfriend and pot brownies.
Interview: Tony reveals Joe called in from a hospital hallway during the Pittsburgh show when his girlfriend passed out. They discuss his job, his exes, drug use, masturbation habits, and his prescribed crystal meth medication.
- Girlfriend wants him to come inside; he turns it into emotional discussion.
- Into older women; compares urinary tract infections to cheap hookers.
- Tony reveals Joe was in bucket last night but called in from hospital after girlfriend passed out. They called him live on speakerphone and he killed it.
- Joe admits he's on prescribed crystal meth as medication.
Set: Will discusses homeless people asking for change at bars, comparing them to stray cats. He discusses the difference between locals and tourists when dealing with homeless people, and how tourists enable panhandling by giving money.
Interview: Tony clarifies the setup of Will's story, discussing the ice house in LA and tourist behavior. They discuss Will's background doing stand-up in Cincinnati, LA, and Indianapolis, and his podcast projects.
- Homeless people compared to stray cats; tourists enable panhandling with pocket change.
- Tony and Will discuss the ice house location and tourist vs. local dynamics in LA.