Kill Tony Aaron Kleiber, Ashley Barnhill
Guests: Aaron Kleiber · Ashley Barnhill
Lineup
Set: Jokes about dating a girl out of his league, looking like the guy who gave Charlie Sheen HIV, losing 60 pounds, and why guys will suck dick for cocaine.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss his appearance, his head shaving, his girlfriend, and break down his comedic structure and willingness to take chances.
- Everyone says he looks like the guy that gave Charlie Sheen HIV
- Recently lost 60 pounds but no one compliments him in a healthy way
- Guys will suck dick for cocaine because it's worth it
- Tony praises his willingness to take chances and pushes/pulls audience engagement
Set: Stories about a drunk cat encounter where the cat licked his face, a high school sexual experience with a girl, and general observations about substance use.
Interview: Gio discusses being in Pittsburgh for 3 years, his career in comedy, and his casual relationship with substances and drugs including heroin.
- Drunk at girlfriend's house at 4am, cat licks his face and shows its pink butthole
- High school sex story that becomes dark and uncomfortable regarding age
- Gio makes a dark joke about underage sexual activity that causes crowd discomfort
- Aaron references Gio's previous appearance on the show at a strip club
Set: Holly discusses being a mother of three, her son seeing her naked, changing tampons, hopes her son is gay, wants him to date a black man, and discusses her husband.
Interview: Tony explores why she hopes her son is gay, her relationship with her husband, their 15-year history, and her family dynamic.
- Son asks why mommy's poop is red when she changes her tampon
- Her dream is for her son to be a gay black man named Andre
- Tony challenges her bias about wanting a black boyfriend for her son
- Panel jokes about her son automatically getting good grades if he's gay
Set: Joe was called in via phone speaker during the show and briefly interacted with Tony and the audience rather than performing a full 60-second set.
- Joe's friend threw him under the bus, mentioned his girlfriend and medical diagnosis
Set: John discusses house-sitting opportunities on Craigslist and compares house-sitting to having strangers pay him to masturbate in every room of their house.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss his house-sitting work, his real name being John Richard Winters, his family, children's ages, and his recent start in comedy.
- House-sitting is like strangers paying you to masturbate in every room
- Tony notes his real name is John Richard Winters and jokes about Game of Thrones casting
Set: Shannon discusses his tattoos that document times he had money from tax returns, his job at Little Caesars, and his philosophy on condom use and dating younger women.
Interview: Shannon discusses running a sheltered workshop for people with special needs, his stand-up career, attending concerts, dating a woman a decade younger, and his plans to leave Pittsburgh.
- Every tattoo marks a time he had tax return money instead of fixing teeth
- He has way more sex than someone with his personality and looks should have
- Aaron compares Shannon to what Aaron could have been without getting married
- Tony praises his comfort on stage and encourages him to leave Pittsburgh
Set: Ed discusses growing up in a black neighborhood and realizing he can't predict weather by looking at white people's clothing, since white people wear inappropriate seasonal clothes year-round.
Interview: Tony discusses Ed's two-year comedy career, his daughter, his relationship with the mother, and encourages him to leave Pittsburgh given his natural talent.
- Can't predict weather from white people's clothes since they wear all seasons at once
- Wind chill explanations are useless because winter is already cold
- Tony praises Ed's natural comfort on stage for only two years of comedy
- Aaron jokes about Ed's name being climber in German pronunciation