Kill Tony #384 — Jeremiah Watkins (as Kid Rock)

Set: James discusses being from Fort Wayne vs. small Indiana towns, meeting people while in school, and the varying reactions he gets when revealing his hometown. He brings up finding Jerry Springer celebrities in local Walmarts.

Interview: Tony learns James is a public defender, first-time comic, and plays out a comedic scenario where James defends Kid Rock on drug charges. Kid Rock comments on the smell of the microphone.

Set: Stacey discusses masturbating in the shower as the cleanest option due to having cats, and the problem of getting vaginal fluid on her doorknob when opening the door afterward.

Interview: Stacey reveals she's been doing comedy for 3 years, started in Omaha, Nebraska, is from Storm Lake Iowa, and has a traumatic backstory: her mother slit her throat with a box cutter when she was 11 months old. Her mother has been institutionalized for 25 years.

Set: Tony makes jokes about a high school teacher caught sleeping with students, joking about where these students were when he was teaching sixth grade, then pivots to a joke about age being just a number but sixth grade being too old for him.

Interview: Tony Watson has been doing comedy for 10 months, is from Findlay, Ohio, was a pro wrestler for 5 years as 'Trickey Mickey Mavis,' and now works at a car factory making transmission parts. He met his girlfriend at a Goodwill where they both worked.

Set: Aaron opens with 'God's fake' repeated, does an ICP doctor impression in Juggalo voice, and makes jokes about not knowing much about ICP despite the impression.

Interview: Aaron has been doing comedy for 5 years, started in Dayton Ohio, has an antique store family business, goes to music festivals, does drugs including ecstasy, has a Space Ghost tattoo, and nearly quit comedy after getting lost and missing a gig slot.

Set: Joey does new material describing himself as a hot lesbian with a beard or Johnny Depp scum rag, then makes jokes about Dodge Ram trucks being for douchey guys and suggesting Dodge Ram drivers suck their boyfriends' dicks.

Interview: Joey got up twice in one day (first and second show), reveals Dodge Ram is made in Kokomo Indiana and competes with the Silverado, and was deported from Canada for trying to cross the border with two BB guns in his car.

Set: Alyssa discusses signing up drunk, her boyfriend's jewelry phobia, and hiding jewelry to prank him. She appears very drunk during the set.

Interview: Alyssa is 22 years old, extremely drunk (3 Long Islands and Riesling), first-time doing comedy, and appears to have signed up on a whim. Tony and Kid Rock criticize her for wasting a slot meant for serious comedians.

Set: Zain jokes about the venue being small like his penis comments, makes dark joke about Ohio mass shooting using spoon/syringe weapon, discusses having sex with pregnant women and other crude material.

Interview: Zain is 22 years old, from Sandusky Ohio, in the Marines stationed in Virginia, does admin/paperwork, just got back from Middle East, had sex with pregnant ex-girlfriend, and Tony notices suspicious bunk bed vibes that turn out to be true.

Set: Travis tells a story about stepping out of the shower, bending over to dry his feet, having something go up his ass crack from the shower curtain, getting scared, grabbing the curtain and pulling everything down.

Interview: Travis has been doing comedy for 13 years, started in Richmond Virginia, now based in Dayton Ohio, owns a workers comp insurance claim after falling through basement stairs, 300+ pounds, going through second divorce, specializes in fat jokes.

Set: Brandon uses restaurant analogy comparing bad blow job from first girlfriend to good blow job from current girlfriend, compares it to discovering a new chef at a restaurant.

Interview: Brandon is from Shelbyville Indiana, has been doing comedy a couple years, works in turbocharger sales (company hasn't received product yet), plays guitar and drums, 23 years old, dating a bartender, lives with a friend.

Set: Jesse opens with suicidal ideation joke saying maybe he'll use a gun, discusses how therapist says he uses humor to avoid difficult topics, then reveals he's a recovering heroin addict who's been clean a year but smokes weed and freebases antidepressants.

Interview: Jesse has been doing comedy 9 months, unemployed, recovering heroin addict clean for a year with still-active fantasies about it, dreams about heroin constantly, gained weight after quitting (looks like 1980s fat guy), has a fiancée they met at Starbucks, sleep in bunk beds.

Set: Isaiah does new minute about white and black people stereotypes, switches to bit about losing a $3000 dental bridge, worries about teeth falling out during oral sex, makes joke about his dick being worth less.

Interview: Isaiah lost dental bridge due to poor flossing and white candy, discusses eating pussy despite bridge concerns, got fired from próximo fine dining restaurant for taking too long on drug test, people trying to hire him after show, exchanges info for potential t-shirt printing job.