Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Aaron jokes about being a father of two he never wanted, comparing kids to dogs and how you can get rid of dogs but not kids. His son is five and 100 pounds and can't wipe his ass.
- Never wanted kids; dogs are easier—you can just drop them in next town.
- Five-year-old 100 pounds, can't wipe his ass, tells dad he has waffle on his backside.
Set about looking like a Muslim cholo, growing a mustache to look like a father figure, and jokes about his obese 3-year-old son and child predators.
- 70-pound 3-year-old is so fat no predator could kidnap him
- Fat sweaty guys can't run far with a kidnapped kid