Kill Tony #70 — Louis Katz, Matt Fulchiron
Guests: Louis Katz · Matt Fulchiron
Lineup
Set: Alex discusses friends asking about Asian girls, using stereotypes about docility and obedience. He makes jokes about railroads, nail salons, and his experience dating.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss his fashion choices, braces, and dating preferences. Conversation covers his Vietnamese-French-Chinese heritage, where Asian girls hang out in LA, and butt play preferences.
- Friends ask about Asian girls like a used Prius; compares slavery comparisons to how Black and Asian people built railroads.
- Nail salons keep Black and Asian people together after railroads.
- Tony critiques his outfit as looking like escaped Japanese prison camp with French mime shirt.
Set: Sarah discusses dating nice guys and her ability to turn them into assholes. Makes jokes about bathroom flushing, sperm bank samples, and committing crimes.
Interview: Tony praises her best set performance. They discuss her observational comedy, recent Chicago comedy spots, and developing her premise about turning nice guys into assholes.
- Women turn nice guys into assholes through pursuit challenge.
- Bathroom toilet flushing joke about red flow and monthly cycles.
- Keeps decoy semen sample for committing crimes like dine and dash.
- Set was cut off by bear after 1:07, most lenient bear ever with two meows.
- Tony praised her set as her best one yet.
Set: Marcos tells story about bringing girl home to Hollywood, finding she has a cat, then discovering she's transgender. Crude punchline about transgender people and cats.
Interview: Tony coaches him to announce times on stage, avoid overused Black joke opener, develop the cat premise more, and wear better clothing. Discusses his move to Hollywood and recent graduation.
- Girl with cat turns out to be transgender person, offensive punchline.
- Tony suggests he announce time on stage each set for confidence building.
- Tony criticizes overused 'Black people can't see you' opener.
Set: Jeremy tells story about seeing ex-girlfriend on Tinder after breakup, matching with her, sending sad emoji message, and getting blocked. Hints at expanding to other dating apps.
Interview: Tony and guests praise the Tinder joke premise as the best they've heard. Discuss developing the joke by expanding to dating apps and adding more premises. Tony critiques his borrowed shoes.
- Sees ex-girlfriend on Tinder after breakup, matches, sends sad face emoji, gets blocked.
- Tony praises this as best Tinder joke he's heard.
- Tony heavily critiques his borrowed dad shoes as distracting.
Set: Watt opens with dry humping at 15, dad's rape-adjacent advice. Discusses Christopher Columbus being genocide leader, pedophile, gay man. Makes joke about not needing Ritalin if taught truthfully.
Interview: Tony critiques his weight gain of 35 pounds, poor clothing choices, and appearance. Discusses selling DirectTV at Costco while drinking Cheladas. Tony provides tough love about fitness and fashion.
- Dry humping king at 15; dad's 'never take no' advice sounds like rapist mentality.
- Christopher Columbus taught as hero despite being genocide leader, pedophile, gay man.
- Tony criticizes his weight gain and poor fashion choices extensively.
- Watt mentions three cumming incidents in morning, dry heaved.
Set: Matt performs extremely surreal, transgressive material about his father's death anniversary, getting drawn with three dicks by gay older man who performs oral sex, then sex with menstruating girlfriend.
Interview: Tony praises first three lines as poetic but critiques descent into standard shock humor. Discusses authenticity of three stories. Tony suggests staying more surreal and less standard.
- Father's death anniversary: gay artist draws him with three dicks, then performs oral sex.
- After gay encounter, has sex with menstruating girlfriend, uses blood as war paint.
- Matt demands the bear himself before it arrives.
- Tony acknowledges the set is authentic but critique's its shock value descent.
Set: Sara discusses woman at Gelson's returning for green onions instead of accepting green onions; riffs on Kraft cheese individual wrapping absurdity and astronaut food comparison.
Interview: Tony praises her observational comedy style and Kraft cheese bit as never-before-done premise. Discusses having 50 grocery store observational minutes, cotton candy grapes, and expanding cheese bit.
- Woman at Gelson's buying Kraft singles returns for green onions instead of chives.
- Kraft singles wrapped individually like astronaut food, then wrapped again in plastic.
- Tony says this is the best take on Kraft singles, better than Seinfeld.