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Watt Smith

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: September 29, 2014Latest: September 15, 2014

Watt Smith has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #70 Bucket Pull · September 15, 2014

Watt opens with dry humping at 15, dad's rape-adjacent advice. Discusses Christopher Columbus being genocide leader, pedophile, gay man. Makes joke about not needing Ritalin if taught truthfully.

  • Dry humping king at 15; dad's 'never take no' advice sounds like rapist mentality.
  • Christopher Columbus taught as hero despite being genocide leader, pedophile, gay man.
Kill Tony September 29, 2014 Bucket Pull · September 29, 2014

Smith performs fat jokes about his weight gain, covering dating struggles, sweating while eating wings, and physical inability to reach the floor. He discusses recently gaining weight and how it impacts his daily life.

  • Haven't gotten laid since I got fat, spank bank is memories of jacking off
  • When waiter asks if still working on it while eating chicken wings
  • Can't reach the floor while sitting down like he's a basketball