Alex Duong
Alex Duong has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Alex performed about receiving a pocket pussy as a gift, using it in traffic, and watching Hugh Grant movies with an English accent.
- Friend bought pocket pussy as gift; used while watching Hugh Grant movies in traffic.
Alex discusses friends asking about Asian girls, using stereotypes about docility and obedience. He makes jokes about railroads, nail salons, and his experience dating.
- Friends ask about Asian girls like a used Prius; compares slavery comparisons to how Black and Asian people built railroads.
- Nail salons keep Black and Asian people together after railroads.
Alex describes storyboarding a dick pic with cinematic techniques, comparing different filmmaking styles (Scorsese, Michael Bay, etc.) to his approach. The bit progresses through sending the photo to a girl and the subsequent interaction.
- Storyboarding dick pic with Michael Bay style three-sixty view and Megan Fox
- Penis looks like Joe Pesci, avoiding Scorsese-style quick pan
- Twelve Years a Slave long static shots compared to having less footage as black guy
Alex jokes about oral sex so good he wants to Yelp it, bringing home an Asian girlfriend, his parents' excitement about potential grandchildren, and calling her a 'starter wife' to ensure she'll make a great mother.
- Oral sex so good, wants to Yelp it; now dating her because she swallows.
- Asian girlfriend has same effect as hit sitcom on parents; called her starter wife.
Material about performing oral sex with braces, being girls' first Asian guy, references to United Nations and China dick jokes. Heavy sexual content.
- Crushing even with braces, going downtown shaved to avoid pubic hair stuck in braces.
- Been many girls' first Asian guy, feels like ambassador spreading Asian dick to world.
Jokes about having a friend more proper than him, doing Australian accent about going to authentic Asian restaurants, doesn't like fusion food, complains about waiters checking on them.
- Friend is more proper than me, uses Australian accent
- Don't want fusion food, want authentic Asian restaurant
Alex discusses having an inner "Asian rapper" persona named Little Jen who makes him do inappropriate things. The bit culminates in a story about a sexual encounter with a heavy woman that he compares to being trapped in 127 Hours.
- Asian rapper persona inside him makes him do inappropriate things
- Heavy woman falling on him compared to 127 Hours survival