Kill Tony #96 — Steve Trevino, Stephanie Simbari
Guests: Steve Trevino · Stephanie Simbari
Lineup
Set: Monterey performed tight jokes about dating preferences based on breast size, Hispanic relationships leading to babies, and used abortion comparisons to restaurant service metaphors.
Interview: Tony and guests discussed her self-deprecation, her psychic abilities, her gypsy mother, and her heroin-addicted father. Panel praised her confidence but critiqued her opening self-deprecation and abortion material.
- Smaller breasts mean dating smaller-handed men; only options are children or Mexicans.
- Abortion like sending food back at restaurant; someone else eats it; Christians say babies go to heaven.
- Puerto Rican plus Hispanic equals baby; scared of children but cancer removals make people happy.
- Panel discussed her father's heroin addiction and its connection to her comedy
- Stephanie noted her boobs aren't actually small, challenging her self-deprecation
Set: Michael performed riff-heavy comedy about pitbulls, wearing glasses changing perception, and nursing homes being turnkey investments, with jokes written on his arm.
Interview: Tony noted Michael is funnier between jokes than in prepared material. Discussion covered his living situation on a couch, his audition for overweight character, and his dance moves.
- Pitbulls aren't vicious by nature; at any moment they could kill antelope.
- Wearing glasses makes people take him seriously; now asked about nursing homes.
- Teddy Grahams are fossilized gummy bears.
- Michael performed improvised dance moves on stage to demonstrate his audition success
- Tony suggested Michael cut off his arm due to his diabetes-related condition
- Michael revealed he has jokes written on his forearm to remember material
Set: David performed a heavily escalating one-subject bit about masturbating while visiting parents, with his mother hearing increasingly absurd scenarios involving family members.
Interview: David discussed starting comedy in Berlin five and a half years ago, his Jewish-Italian-Irish background, European vs American audience differences, and his move to LA.
- Masturbating at parents' house worrying mom hears; escalates with dad, cousins, dog, elk.
- Panel compared David to David Cross due to similar appearance
- Tony praised the set as potentially one of the best minutes heard on the show
- David revealed he spent ten years in Europe before moving to LA
Set: Alex performed about receiving a pocket pussy as a gift, using it in traffic, and watching Hugh Grant movies with an English accent.
Interview: Panel questioned whether he actually used it in his car, discussed his Vietnamese-French-Chinese background, and debated his material's credibility.
- Friend bought pocket pussy as gift; used while watching Hugh Grant movies in traffic.
- Panel skeptical about whether Alex actually used pocket pussy in car on 405 freeway
- Stephanie noted Alex is attractive and shouldn't need the toy
Set: Rusty opened with a strong joke about gluten-free communion wafers and low-calorie Jesus, then discussed his conservative Christian background and current skepticism.
Interview: Discussed Raleigh comedy scene with about 30 working comics, his day job selling government contracts office products, his marriage and plans to relocate to LA.
- Church announces gluten-free wafers for those allergic to body of Christ.
- Low calorie Jesus joke about allergies to body of Christ.
- Tony coached Rusty on his Dane Cook-like appearance and suggested changing hair
- Rusty told story of Steve Trevino taking fall for him at Whataburger regarding police harassment
Set: Kim performed a new minute about awkward moments with homeless people, noting their apparent frailty but unexpected danger potential, and a joke about a homeless vet spending money on animals.
Interview: Panel noted 'weird' is a hacky word and suggested better adjectives. Discussed the homeless vet joke and how Armenian reference could be reframed as part of setup.
- Homeless vet sign joke: of course he's homeless, spending all money on animals.
- Panel coached Kim on using better adjectives than 'weird' to describe situations
- Steve suggested Armenian reference should be the setup rather than punchline
Set: Sara performed material about how word choice reflects wealth and class status; calling vases vases vs bottles, furniture terminology (sofa vs couch, armoire vs hutch).
Interview: Panel discussed the hutch reference as potentially unclear and suggested alternatives like hangers or hooks. Noted Sara and Kim dress similarly.
- Calling vase a vase means wealthy; poor people use empty bottles for flowers.
- Sofa vs couch terminology reflects financial investment level and wealth status.
- Hutch reference unclear to many; alternatives like hangers or hooks better.
- Panel noted 'hutch' is unclear vocabulary and suggested hanger or hook instead