Monterey Martinez
Monterey Martinez has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Monterey performed tight jokes about dating preferences based on breast size, Hispanic relationships leading to babies, and used abortion comparisons to restaurant service metaphors.
- Smaller breasts mean dating smaller-handed men; only options are children or Mexicans.
- Abortion like sending food back at restaurant; someone else eats it; Christians say babies go to heaven.
- Puerto Rican plus Hispanic equals baby; scared of children but cancer removals make people happy.
Self-described as bulimic about sex, wants to be stepmom despite being bad with children, compares cancer favorably to children, moves south to hide failures, seeks revenge on people who don't laugh.
- Bulimic about sex, wants each man then hates him inside her
- Cancer better than children because people happy when you get rid of it
- Will move south, Confederate flags appreciate losers like her