Michael Perkinson

Bloods/Crips references with Wild N' Out joke. TSA pocket fuck joke. Animal-named genitalia wordplay (cock, beaver, moose knuckle, camel toe).

• Bloods vs Crips get mad when blue team wins on Wild N' Out.
• TSA questioned pocket fuck during baggage search.
• Animal genitalia names: cock chicken, beaver, moose knuckle, camel toe technically eaten.

Michael performed riff-heavy comedy about pitbulls, wearing glasses changing perception, and nursing homes being turnkey investments, with jokes written on his arm.

• Pitbulls aren't vicious by nature; at any moment they could kill antelope.
• Wearing glasses makes people take him seriously; now asked about nursing homes.
• Teddy Grahams are fossilized gummy bears.

Quick-hit one-liners about condoms, Cheetos for birds, dryer prejudice, and physical comedy panic between jokes. Known for strong comedic timing and physical bits.

• Arm deep in woman looking for missing condom, couldn't find it.
• Leave Cheetos in street to teach birds about risk and reward.
• Dryer isn't racist because it mixes colors with whites together.

No set recap for this appearance.

Perkinson delivered rapid-fire sexual and scatological humor about fucking accidents, reach-arounds, pinkeye, stealing Triscuits, and his dad. Material was crude and relied on shock value with awkward cadence and timing.

• Nothing worse than fucking and realizing partner's dick is bigger
• Woke up with pinkeye trying to steal Triscuits

Explicit sexual humor about masturbation after 8-day break, zooming in on penis makes him think he's gay, references to his small penis and thick pubic hair.

• After 8-day break from jerking off, zoom-in on penis makes him think he's gay.

Michael tells jokes about his career bouncing between venues like the Sydney Opera House and strip mall clubs, maintaining balance. He does a joke about someone defecating on his character.

• Career balance between Sydney Opera House and strip mall clubs