David Deery
David Deery has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Deery discussed not having access to pornography growing up, only playboy magazines with bush visible, and made extended jokes about the "come beats scissors" in rock-paper-scissors.
- Come beats scissors because cum defeats scissors
David discusses language differences between British and American English, including cigarettes called 'fags' and 'fanny' meaning vagina. Story about calling a baby's diaper a 'fanny.'
- British call cigarettes 'fags' - British guy in West Hollywood confusion
- British 'fanny' means vagina - told baby she had cute fanny
David performed a heavily escalating one-subject bit about masturbating while visiting parents, with his mother hearing increasingly absurd scenarios involving family members.
- Masturbating at parents' house worrying mom hears; escalates with dad, cousins, dog, elk.
No set recap for this appearance.
New York to LA transplant who mimics NYC smell by putting bed in bathroom with friends. Riffs about hand fetish with women - would sleep with anyone with hands. Absurdist take on preferences.
- To miss NYC, puts bed in bathroom, invites friend to live there and piss on door.
- Hand fetish - can tell if attracted to woman by looking at hands because all have hands.