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Kill Tony #37 — Mike Lawrence, Fahim Anwar

📅 February 10, 2014 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Belly Room 🎤 9 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Mike Lawrence · Fahim Anwar

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Lineup

1

Brad Sacks

Set: Brad discusses getting engaged and having doubts about the relationship, joking about wanting to drive around the block when he gets home late rather than going inside.

Interview: Tony and the panel probe Brad's relationship doubts, discovering he met his fiancée in Ohio, they've been dating over 4 years, and have sex about once a month. Panel suggests he may not be ready for marriage.

Bits:
  • If he gets home late and her car is there, he just drives around the block
  • Fiancée willing to marry Art Garfunkel, suggesting he's unattractive
Moments:
  • Panel discovers Brad's fiancée is from out of country (possibly Ukraine or Eastern Europe), leading to relationship material
  • Fahim gives coaching advice about sexual frequency being important premise material
2

Teresa Sigman

Set: Teresa discusses a road trip with European guests where she argued with her mother in public while homeless people acted out, creating an awkward comparison for her son.

Interview: Tony learns Teresa is from Germany, has lived in LA, and the panel jokes about her accent and cultural differences. Tony makes an odd marriage proposal.

Bits:
  • Son compares mother's argument to homeless person's behavior
Moments:
  • Panel erupts into extended joke about melanin-rich terminology and race
  • Tony makes awkward marriage proposal to Teresa on stage
3

Mike Robertson

Set: Mike tells a rambling story about his drunk father peeing into a cup during a road trip to college and accidentally hitting him in the face through the car window.

Interview: Tony and panel critique the joke structure, pointing out excessive backstory and unnecessary details. Mike defends his storytelling approach but acknowledges feedback about tightening material.

Bits:
  • Father pees in cup on road trip, throws it out window, hits Mike with piss
Moments:
  • Panel provides extensive coaching on joke structure and removing unnecessary details
  • Mike Lawrence suggests he could be an NPR host based on storytelling strength
4

Eric Alegria

Set: Eric does impressions of Christopher Walken and Brody Stevens, then transitions to a joke about teaching swimming lessons to a child who almost drowned and subsequently pooped on him.

Interview: Tony criticizes the impressions as too insider and the set structure as unfocused. Panel questions why he led with multiple impressions instead of his stronger material about the poop incident.

Bits:
  • Teaching two-year-old to swim who already saw death, then he pooped on him
  • 60% of body is water, so child has to deal with it eventually
Moments:
  • Tony points out impressions are too insider, Christopher Walken impression weak
  • Panel suggests Eric focus on stronger swimming/poop material instead of impressions
5

Jay Light

Set: Armando discusses being born in France to Middle Eastern parents, getting mistaken for a terrorist, and how drinking helps him get through comedy shows despite pronunciation difficulties.

Interview: Panel notes he just started comedy in December and praises his commitment. Discussion about language barriers in stand-up and performing authentically despite audience reaction.

Bits:
  • Because of French accent and face, people say he looks like a terrorist
  • Drinking alcohol makes it easier to perform despite audience indifference
Moments:
  • Fahim coaches about acknowledging background and military contractor work for credibility
  • Armando reveals he normally performs with violin, bringing up multi-sensory elements
6

Armando Anto

Set: Armando discusses being born in France to Middle Eastern parents, getting mistaken for a terrorist, struggles with English pronunciation as a teacher, and using alcohol to perform better.

Interview: Panel praises his commitment, started comedy in December. Discussion about language barriers in comedy and the need to perform authentically. Mentions bringing violin to sets normally.

Bits:
  • Doesn't look French because of Middle Eastern heritage and accent makes him seem like terrorist
  • Taking accent classes worked, now he drinks to sound better on stage
Moments:
  • Panel acknowledges language barrier but encourages him to keep developing material
  • Armando mentions performing with violin as regular element of his act
7

Adam Patterson

Set: Adam does material about bumper stickers and their effectiveness, Free Tibet reference, and proposes a driver test system that assigns bumper stickers based on driving ability.

Interview: Tony notes Adam is military and new to comedy, started in December. Discussion about the difficulty of military material and credibility from lived experience. Adam mentions original material was about automatic toilets.

Bits:
  • Followed Free Tibet bumper sticker guy for 30 minutes, guy was texting and swerving
  • Bad drivers get Cheney 2016 bumper stickers, good drivers get Coexist stickers
Moments:
  • Fahim notes Adam can use his military/drone contractor background as credible angle
  • Adam reveals he worked as contractor on drone program and has questioned it since
8

Kim Congdon

Regular

Set: Kim does material about how boners are flattering, compares them to seeing dad's proud face at Christmas school performances, jokes about watching high school friends' weight fluctuations on social media, and connects weight gain to giving up on life.

Interview: Panel notes the flattering/boner premise is underdeveloped and unclear. Discussion about the Facebook weight-watching joke having strong potential with punching up the payoff about girls peaking early.

Bits:
  • Boners are flattering, like dad's proud face at Christmas school performance inside you
  • Watching high school friends' weight fluctuate on social media makes you feel good about yourself
Moments:
  • Panel discusses the Inside Out reference being unclear in boner setup
  • Fahim suggests adding commentary about high school hotties peaking early
9

Sara Weinshenk

Regular

Set: Sara does absurdist material about Rice Krispie Treats being mind-blowing invention, imagines the poor stoned college student origin story, then complains about their rocky texture damaging gums.

Interview: Panel discusses the transition being abrupt from praising Rice Krispie Treats to complaining about gums. Suggests the material could work better with different setup/payoff structure.

Bits:
  • What psychotic genius mixed Rice Krispies, marshmallows into adhesive like Elmer's glue
  • Rice Krispie Treats have rocky terrain that damages gums when eaten
Moments:
  • Panel notes Snap Crackle Pop angry mascot bit being too far tangent
  • Fahim suggests using exaggeration intentionally rather than claiming absolute facts