Brad Sacks
Brad Sacks has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Brad got fired from a restaurant after losing patience with an elderly customer who turned a water order into an elaborate production. He also worked there 13 years and jokes about gang bangs and getting laid.
- Old lady turns simple water order into elaborate request, Brad calls it lemonade.
- Restaurant best place to get laid; application asked if open to employee gang bangs.
Three-to-four year veteran doing material about personalized license plates (rum and coke joke), being called the wrong name (Russell instead of Brad) and eventually accepting it.
- Rum and coke license plate dumb because it's like kid in trunk
- Guy keeps calling him Russell instead of Brad, he eventually gave in
Brad discusses gaining 15 pounds in one year of engagement, his fiancée's terrible cooking and poor hygiene habits. He compares her to Wolverine and talks about wanting to make a sex tape.
- Gained 15 pounds in one year engaged; fiancée worst cook, smokes weed
- Fiancée stopped shaving bottom half; compared to Wolverine
- Wants to make sex tape; fiancée asks who will play him
Brad discusses getting engaged and having doubts about the relationship, joking about wanting to drive around the block when he gets home late rather than going inside.
- If he gets home late and her car is there, he just drives around the block
- Fiancée willing to marry Art Garfunkel, suggesting he's unattractive
Brad Sacks discusses being recently engaged, his fiancée hating comedy despite liking him, his day job as a salesman selling cleaning products, and the difficulty of balancing his life.
- Fiancée hates comedy after seeing him perform
- People tell him to quit day job or kill himself
Explicit set about finding a condom in a girl's vagina during a college encounter and fingering her in the dark. Heavy sex and bodily fluid content.
- Finds condom on finger in dark room, girl says she was looking for it
- Joke framing vagina as vending machine after pulling out wrong condom by taste
Brad discusses becoming a new father two months ago, carrying a diaper bag with drugs through TSA, and reflects on showering with his father growing up. He develops a metaphor about genitals as an amusement park height restriction.
- Diaper bag filled with drugs gets passed through TSA without issue
- Genitals as amusement park height restriction for children viewing