Jay Light
Jay Light has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Jay told a story about letting a drunk friend drive home in college, waking to find another student had died. He realized he was a bad person for feeling relieved it wasn't his friend.
- Let drunk friend drive, another student died, felt relief wasn't mine
- Dead student memorialized by bench where homeless people pee
Armando discusses being born in France to Middle Eastern parents, getting mistaken for a terrorist, and how drinking helps him get through comedy shows despite pronunciation difficulties.
- Because of French accent and face, people say he looks like a terrorist
- Drinking alcohol makes it easier to perform despite audience indifference
Jay discusses being a freelance essay writer for wealthy college students, describing the job as like a stripper because she works in her underwear and receives money from drunk frat boys.
- Writing essays for rich kids drunk, getting paid like a stripper
- Girl requests revision but Jay sarcastically suggests she get drunk