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Kill Tony Brian Moses, Jamar Neighbors

📅 November 17, 2014 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Belly Room 🎤 8 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Brian Moses · Jamar Neighbors

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Lineup

1

Candace Yau

Set: New comedian with a few weeks of experience discussing getting into comedy to add 'real tits' to the scene, failed auditions for twerk videos and reality TV, and commentary on fake butts.

Interview: Tony and panel discussed her stage presence, microphone technique, and joke structure. Discussed her mixed heritage (Chinese father, Black mother) and how rare that combination is.

Bits:
  • Got into comedy to add real tits to the scene after failed auditions
  • Fake butts will eventually sag and people will want flat asses
Moments:
  • Angry West Hollywood Bear sound effect played after her set
  • Panel roasted her heavily about misunderstanding her own joke setup
2

Tyrhee Spivey

Set: Stand-up discussing his past as a young cholo in the neighborhood, family importance, and current work as a barber at Legends Barbershop off Fairfax.

Interview: Tony asked about his barbershop work, pricing ($25 fades), and a story about a client asking him to make him 'look delicious'. Discussed his three years doing stand-up and family values.

Bits:
  • Used to be a cholo when younger, had a smart girlfriend
  • Customer asked him to make him 'look delicious'
Moments:
  • Kitty sound effect played, cutting set short
  • Panel teased him about silent letter in his name
3

Mugzilla

Set: Aggressive set using slurs and shock comedy, dropped microphone partway through. Long-time open mic comedian who lives in a van.

Interview: Tony noted he was grumpy from being out of marijuana, mentioned he's been doing the open mic since Tony started, lives in a van.

Bits:
  • Aggressive shock comedy using multiple slurs
Moments:
  • Dropped microphone mid-set and walked out, returning with no Twitter handle
  • Panel discussed his controversial style and potential comeback performance art
4

Eddie Whitehead Jr

Set: Jokes about falling in love during prostate exams, cocaine use and a large nose preventing snorting, and dental work anecdotes.

Interview: Discussed his documentary 'The Nature of Stand-Up' on YouTube featuring early footage of him and other comedians. Tony noted they started together and referenced his past appearance on Last Comic Standing with alien antennae.

Bits:
  • Falling in love during prostate exam with dentist
  • Large nose prevented cocaine snorting, cost $3200
Moments:
  • Tony mentioned Eddie was the first person he met at Comedy Store on the patio
  • Discussed his documentary with rare footage including Jerrod Carmichael and others
5

Marty Wurst

Set: A year into stand-up, told an absurd story about losing virginity at a canned food drive involving creamed corn, which panel deemed too unbelievable.

Interview: Discussed his short comedy history (a year), work at Geffen Playhouse box office, quitting two months ago. Panel emphasized need for real, grounded material and keeping day job.

Bits:
  • Lost virginity at canned food drive with creamed corn
Moments:
  • Panel criticized set for being too fictional and unbelievable
  • Jamar and others compared his voice to a pedophile, suggested acting classes
6

Peter Prins

Set: Jokes comparing sports to vaginal anatomy and size (basketball, golf, soccer holes vs. vagina). Discussed how women's bodies vary in size related to economic status.

Interview: Tony asked about his history, including past van living during early stand-up, Last Comic Standing appearance with alien antennae. Discussed current life improvements with new car and day job.

Bits:
  • Sports involve putting balls in holes, like vaginas of varying sizes
  • Vagina is powerful as business card, opens more doors
Moments:
  • Set ran long, kitty sound effect played to cut him off
  • Panel recalled his van life and Last Comic Standing appearance with alien antennae
7

Sara Weinshenk

Regular

Set: Regular comedian's new 60 seconds about people requesting their Tupperware back and difficulty using Saran wrap. Compared Saran wrap to piranha jaws and made observations about moms mastering it.

Interview: Tony praised her premise and connection to motherhood but suggested she needed more human connection and comparisons. Panel and Tony discussed Saran wrap's durability, including anecdotes about using it as condoms.

Bits:
  • Only moms can master tearing Saran wrap from the box
  • Saran wrap is durable as piranha jaws but made of thin film
Moments:
  • Tony gave coaching about making human connections with premises
  • Extensive tangent about Saran wrap as condoms from Tony's drug dealer story
8

Kim Congdon

Regular

Set: Regular comedian's new 60 seconds including topical joke about Charles Manson marriage, jokes about boyfriend weight/sex, new birth control method (having friends with kids), dislike of parenting, and crowding in LA due to fake breasts.

Interview: Tony discussed Manson and pressure jokes, clarified the 'hard times' wordplay. Discussed her roast battle dominance (Ronda Rousey of roast battle), upcoming tag team match possibility with Benji.

Bits:
  • Charles Manson got married, finally got the punishment he deserved
  • Boyfriend is heavy, 'times are hard' from a lot of sex
  • Birth control is having friends with kids, parenting is terrible
Moments:
  • Panel discussed double meaning of 'times are hard' from sexual activity
  • Mentioned as undefeated roast battler and potential tag team match